First Song Fic!

Dislaimer: No, I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, Ed would be female and dating Ling.

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Ed had to choose which song she wanted to sing for karaoke night with the team (and some friends). She chose "Take a Hint".

Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like
I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right

She looks over at Russell, Winter, Roy, Ling, and Havoc.
I don't want to be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite

Roy snorts. As if.
But it always seems to bite me in the...

Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot
You think that we should hook up, but I think that we should not

Ling looks down, disappointed. Meanwhile, Winter and Alphonse are laughing their heads off over in the corner at his expression.
You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth
And that is when it started going south
Oh!

Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips

Havoc looks scared, as he was the last one to try to ask Ed out.
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint

"Impossible!" Ling shouts out with a smile. "Never!"
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint

Ling checks the smell of his breath.
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la...
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la...

"This is so like her, la's and all." Mustang murmurs to Hawkeye.

I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top
You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop"

Al's still on the ground, dying from laughter.
And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped
You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht
Oh!

"A yacht, hmm?" Ling mutters. "Maybe I'll try that sometime."

Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!

Al finally stopped laughing, choosing to glare at Havoc instead.
Take a hint, take a hint
No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la...
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la...

Al's now in the process of death-glaring Havoc. 'Did he, or did he not?' Al wonders, while glaring at him.

What about "No" don't you get?

'HE DID!' Al mentally screams, choosing to growl at Havoc instead of killing him. Havoc slowly inches away.
So go and tell your friends
I'm not really interested
It's about time that you're leavin'
I'm gonna count to three and
Open my eyes and
You'll be gone

Ling looks depressed.

One
Get your hands off my...
Two.
Or I'll punch you in the...

"Ass!" Hughes laughs.
Three.
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
I am not your missing link

"True, true enough." Russell whispers to Fletcher.
Let me tell you what I think
I think you could use a mint
Take a hint, take a hint
Take a hint, take a hint
Woah!

Al proceeds to whip Havoc's ass. With a crowbar.

Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips
Stop your staring at my... Hey!
Take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la...
T-take a hint, take a hint
La, la, la...

"Or don't!" she yells down, laughing.