Remus relaxed on the Gryffindor couch, curling up to the fire, "Finally, some peace and quiet." Just as he had opened his book, the portrait slammed open, "MOONY!"
He sighed and closed the book, "Yes Sirius?" The blackhaired boy sat on the couch beside him, "James said I had a small one!" Remus stared at him, trying to understand what he had just said.
The portrait opened again, James shouted, "REMUS! Tell Sirius that I'm the biggest!" He cleared his throat, "Um well, that's really something Lily should determine.." James pouted, "She slapped me when I asked her, and you're less violent. Plus you've seen it, it's huge right?"
Sirius frowned, "He sees mine all the time! Remus tell him how much you love it!" Remus turned red, "S-Sirius! That's supposed to be private!"
James snorted, "He probably fakes it. Ask any girl, they'll tell you, I have a big one!" Sirius jumped up, "Oh yeah? Women beg for even a peek!" Remus covered his face, "Oh merlin, I can't believe we're talking about this.."
"More like plead you to put it away."
"James!"
"Tell him Moony, my wood is marvelous."
"Ha! Your wood couldn't compare to mine!"
"REMUS!"
"MOONY!"
"ENOUGH!"
Remus stood up, "I can't take this.. you two go ahead and discuss this…sick topic. I'm leaving!" The two boys watched as their friend ran out.
"Wonder what he's upset about.."
"Who knows..I'm still the biggest."
"NO YOU'RE NOT! I'll show you!"
"Oh you're gonna take it out now? Infront of everyone?"
"Yep! On the count of 3. 1.."
"3."
They pulled out their wands. James stared at Sirius's wand, "Well the handle is bigger.."
"Yeah..nice base, what is it? Pheonix?"
"Nah veela hair."
"Ahh…"
"Mine is powerful, much more powerful than yours of course."
"NO MINE IS!"
"MOONY!"
So it turns out that my story got messed up when I published it. Here's hoping it'll work