Where the hell is my sake?
This is the one thought that ran through the mind of the Fifth Hokage, Slug Princess, One of the Legendary Sannin, and legendary sucker Tsunade Senju. Slowly she rubbed her temples as she dealt with the latest obstacle that was the everlasting shit storm that was her life. "Please explain how my best genin team got utterly obliterated by some chick that looks like she has been in the sun too long, a blind little girl, and a bald headed kid with a fucking tattoo of an arrow on his head?"
The elite shinobi could only sigh as he explained again how his team got their asses handed to them as if they were fresh academy students…..again. "Well hokage-sama, to be fair we only trained then to deal with ninja; not freaks that uses the elements the same way we use chakra. The sharingan could not detect any trace of chakra in their attacks, their elemental manipulation was other worldly (a.n see what I did there) to put it mildly and their teamwork was better than the three sannin.
The busty hokage could only sigh as she took in this new information how were they supposed to beat an enemy that uses their greatest weapons better than they did. "Was there any weaknesses that you could discern from your slau… ahem battle with them? Ignoring the jab at his teams' battle, Kakashi answered" Well they lack any stealth training, they seemed uncomfortable fighting for some reason, also it seemed that they were incredibly slow so we have a speed advantage, and they are incredibly easy to find with their giant bison bear thing."
The alcoholic hokage smiled as she got a rare jolt of inspiration. "Kakashi, is any of your team prepared for another mission?" The jounin answered; well Naruto is back up and running thanks to his tenant, and sakura's utter uselessness saved her from dying in battle…..again. Sasuke should be ok with a little some medical jutsu." Shaking her head at the lone female of team 7 Tsunade prepared her next order little did she know that it would shape the future of this world and maybe the next. "Kakashi go and gather your team I have a diplomatic mission for you all.
At Konoha's hospital
Sasuke Uchia was pissed, no pissed would be an understatement, he was livid. "How can I an Uchia get humiliated by a girl who said she was blind? If a girl who looks no older than an academy student can defeat me; how can I hope to defeat my brother?" As these and many more questions came to his mind he thought back to the night the Uchia clan was slaughtered.
Flashback no jutsu
Sasuke Uchia was in shock as he watched another of his kin cut down by his brother Itachi Uchia. With tears in his eyes he ran to where his brother stood and fell to his knees "itachi-nii why" he asked "why did you kill the clan that you always said you would protect." With tears in his eyes Itachi turned to his little brother and said "Sasuke I'm gonna be honest with you. There was nothing about this clan that didn't sicken me. In fact, I'm not sure if these tears in my eyes are from the joy of knowing I eradicated the biggest shit stain that konoha has ever had the displeasure of being associated with, or because of the fact that im leaving Konoha's next top emo alive. If kami would allow a chance for me to do my life again I would kill this clan again with an honest to kami smile on my face. Now get out of my face before I shove my katana up your ass and make you look the uke we all know you are. Now if I hear about t you being a stuck up brooding asshole you better have the skills to fight me cuz im giving up everything for your lil spoiled ass to have a chance to be seen as a savior. So my parting words to you are grow strong, don't be a little bitch and for the love of god don't die before I can kill you.
Flash back no jutsu: Release
Sasuke seethed as he remembers the day his whole family was taken from him. However, his strip down memory lane was cur brutally short by the single worst parasite to ever hit the female race…..Fan girls. "Sasuke-kun" was the shrill call of the pink haired girl as she walked into the room. "How are you felling today? I know that the blind girl got the better of you because of your never ending mercy and you would never attack a defenseless little girl" Sasuke looked appalled by the way the pink haired girl remembered the battle. "Does she realize that that "defenseless" little girl stomped her foot and sent me over 50 ft. in the air?" Saku- a puff of smoke cut his conversation short. "Yo! Does anyone know where Naruto is, we have a mission tonight." Sakura look up and said with contempt in her voice "Naruto-baka is probably getting ready to drop out of the program. I mean how do you get beat by somebody who wears an arrow on his head." Sasuke and Kakashi were shocked at the endless amount of stupidity the female possessed. Doesn't she know that because of Naruto we all made it back safely? They thought simultaneously .As if on cue the orange loving ninja appeared in the doorway "Hey Kakashi-sensei, Teme, and Sakura-chan. What's up?" "Ahh Naruto I was just about to come and find you. As soon as Sasuke is healed we have a diplomatic mission." Kakashi stated. "Where are we going?" asked the pinked haired waste of space. Kakashi look at his team mentally preparing himself for their reaction. "Remember those people who we fought in the forest?" he asked hesitantly. Taking his teams silence and lack of reaction as a sign to continue he said "We are to escort them to Konoha to have a talk with the Hokage." All was quiet in the room till suddenly there was an outburst from the three genin. "YOU WANT US TO DO WHAT?!" They all shouted in unison.
Hello people it your up and coming author abo (CUE APPLAUSE)
Now before I get flame the characters all look like they did in Part 1. This story will be an AU story so Sasuke will not deflect with Orochimaru. All of team seven will be basically super powered including Kakashi they will receive training in other dimensions… I don't know if I'll include the other rookies in the training that they receive
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