The Warrior Cats Show!
Narrator: Welcome to the Warrior Cats Show! Please welcome your host, Flash!
Flash: *walking on stage* Today, we have a great show for you tonight! Wait, that made no sense.
Rainwillow and Sloefur walk up and stand beside her.
Flash: Where's Cash and Smokefang?
Rainwillow: Smokefang might be getting mauled by butterflies or he's helping Cash get the guest.
Cash: *walking in with claw marks all over him* The guest today is…
He passes out.
Smokefang: *entering, pulling a gray tabby with him* Jayfeather! I de-clawed him.
Jayfeather: Yeah… it still hurts!
Smokefang: Wait, why's Cash…
Sloefur: He's breathing. He's ok.
Smokefang: Oh.
Flash: OK! We have to get on with the SHOW!
Jayfeather: So, what' cha want to know?
Flash: *serious face* Today, you will be seeing how many pencils can fit in your nose.
Jayfeather: That's stupid! ^.^
Flash: StarClan, every cat says that!
Smokefang ties Jayfeather down.
They start inserting the pencils.
Flash: One! Two! Three! Four! Five!
Three hours later…
Flash: *hoarsely* Five hundred seventy-two… five hundred seventy-three… five hundred-
Then, Jayfeather wakes and sneezes.
Sloefur: OMS!
Jayfeather: Ugh! I got lead up my nose!
Cash: So you'll get lead poisoning.
Jayfeather: Crap.
Flash: *loudly* Now, time for the truths! *she gets her serious face on* Would you ever want to set Firestar on fire?
Jayfeather: No.
ZAP!
Jayfeather: YES!
Flash: Would you ever put Sandstorm in a sandstorm?
Jayfeather: Yep.
Flash: Well, then, lets watch!
Cash: One moment-o… *he turns on T.V.*
Firestar started screaming and running around in circles as the fire stuck on him.
Sandstorm was confused and her eyes sweated. Her mouth was full of sand.
Jayfeather: Yeah… look, my cats have greencough, so I should get going…
Cash: No way! There's another dare!
Jayfeather: What?
Cash: In order to win the heart of Half Moon, you must wake up the dragon, scare Flash in a turnip costume, and kill Mr. Penguin the Great!
Jayfeather: *grunts* Seems easy enough.
Cash hands him a club.
Jayfeather runs and smashes the club on the dragon's head.
Dragon: Yo, man! I trying to sleep over here! *clutches Jayfeather by the neck and throws him*
Jayfeather: Son of StarClan! Dragon: Girl, watch your mouth!
Jayfeather: Put on your glasses! I'm a dude!
Dragon: Oh, right. Thanks. *he begins to place on the glasses*
Jayfeather dashes into the dressing room.
Jayfeather: *slowly creeping up on Flash, dressed like a turnip* Ok. BOO!
Flash: *screaming* Evil vegetables! TAKE THIS!
She punches Jayfeather in the face, and kicks him in the turnip. Jayfeather: *sliding down as Flash leaves* Owwww… m-must murder Mr. Penguin…
Mr. Penguin: Oh, I'd like to see that!
Jayfeather: OMS! You have a chainsaw!
Cash: Jay! Catch! *he throws Jayfeather a long, pointed sword*
They fight.
Jayfeather: Whoop! I win, I win!Half Moon: *appearing beside him* I'm sorry, Jayfeather. I love Fish Leap now.
Jayfeather: I'll kill bloody Fish Leap!
Flash: Dude, calm down.
Sloefur: Yeah, Jay. There's other fish in the sea.
Jayfeather: True. There's always Cinderheart.
Smokefang: Ew! I stepped on penguin blood!
Flash: I've got this. *she lifts her paws* CLEAN! WIZARD! CLEAN!
Nothing happens.
Flash: Wow. Look at the time… I have to get my camera. Clean up this mess.
Cash: Fine!
Twelve Hours Later…
Flash: Ok. Watch.
Jayfeather: I can't. I'm blind.
Flash: Listen, then.
She hooks up her video camera.
It has them sleeping. Rainwillow and Sloefur are sleeping on the floor.
Flash: *in her sleep* I'M A WIZARD! I'M A WIZARD!
Sloefur: *her eyes reddened* Crap. She's talking again!
Back on the stage.
Smokefang: Well, that's all the time we have. PEACE OUT!
Rainwillow: Fans, listen. I have three new crew members… tell your friends/favorite authors about my story. Since this is the 5th one, this is the last competition story! YEAH! The suspense is almost over!
Hullo! This is Flash! You see, I need a special team to add to the crew. Your cat could hurt people, be psychotic, and all sorts of wonderful, wonderful things! Here are the things I- and the crew- need!
If you are interested, make up a cat, comment, place their fur color, eye color, name, Clan, psychotic abilities, what you want, and wait.
Medicine Cat
This tops all the others. We really need one of these. If you are interested, you will be very helpful!
Cat-Finders
You get to bring in the special guest! You even help torture them a little.
TPC (Team Psycho Cats!)
You get to hurt cats. When Flash wants someone to capture (or destroy) a cat, this could be you!
Wizard
You get to help Flash do all of her wizard potions and stuff!
Also, help out with the pranks, torture, and ideas.
No swearing.