I DO NOT OWN HETALIA!
Sealand pulled on his big brother's shirt to get his attention. They were standing in the kitchen.
England turned around. "What now?" He asked.
"How are babies made?" Sealand asked curiously.
England sighed and led Sealand over to the couch and both of them sat down. "Well. . ." England started.
"Go on!" Sealand said excitedly.
"When a man and a women love each other very much-" England began, but was interupted by a French accent somewhere in the background.
"Very, very much! You can only pretend to love them, too!"
Sealand looked up at England with cute, wide, curious eyes. "But why would you only pretend to love someone?"
"Well . . ." England's voice trailed off. "That's beside the point. Anyways when a man and women love each other very much-"
"Very, very much!"
England countinued, ignoring that comment. "The man puts the baby inside the women." England finished. "That's all there is to it! Nothing else!" England added quickly.
"Oh. . ." Sealand said.
The next day, while Sealand was at school. . .
". . . And that's how babies are made! Mr. France told me this when England was done explaining the basics."
The class just gaped at him.
Later let's just say England and France both recieved angry phone calls from teachers.
Thank you for reading! I hope you liked it! Please review! Yeah IDK when my other stories will be finished. . . XD
Also, my heart goes out to everyone affected by the school shooting in CT. May the children and teachers rest in peace.