Who would you date?
It was a late Friday night, both Maureen and Joanne were still surprisingly wide awake after a two hour love making session. They both laid snuggled in bed, tangled together enjoying the after sex calmness, the both of them in the perfect state of relaxation.
"Pookie?" Maureen softly questioned, her finger coming up to trace the lawyer's jaw line.
"Yes, Honeybear?" Joanne smirked.
"If you were straight, who out of the boho boys would you date?" Maureen asked a twinkle in her eyes.
Joanne giggled, "You are so random, but I love you anyways."
Maureen smiled, leaning in rubbing their noses together. "Okay, you have to answer the question now. Would it be loveably cute filmmaker Mark, moody but sexy rocker Roger, or huggable adorable Collins?"
Joanne lowly laughed again, and decided to play along with the diva's game. "Okay, will if I have to pick I would want to date…" she paused, her eyebrow rising with thought, "Um, probably Collins."
Maureen smiled, "Aw! And why?"
"I have to give a reason now?" Joanne asked.
"Yup." Maureen nodded, "Is it because you have a secret crush on him?"
"Yeah that's it…" Joanne sarcastically replied. "But for real. It's because he seems to love Angel so much. He clearly knows how to treat a lady."
"Yeah, but he wouldn't know how to treat you in bed. Well not like I can anyway." Maureen seductively said, running her hand down Joanne's back.
"Nobody can satisfy me like you can honeybear." Joanne replied, planting a kiss on her girlfriend's lips.
Maureen snuggled in a little closer, her hand resting on Joanne's ass. "Okay…now who out of Mimi and Angel?"
Joanne bit her lip, "That's a tough one, probably Mimi because she is a real girl." She answered, then added with a devious smirk, "And because she is flexible as hell!"
"Pookie!" Maureen squealed, "I love when your dirty mind comes out."
"Okay your turn." Joanne said, "Who would you pick?"
"Okay let's see…" Maureen said, "Roger because I already slept with Mark, and Collins is like a brother to me…so that leaves Roger, which isn't so bad, Roger is very attractive. Then Angel…because she would probably take care of me just like you, and she is so adorable! Plus I would be dating both a woman and a man, which is a bisexual's dream!"
"What about Benny?" Joanne asked, "We forgot about him."
"Yuck!" Maureen spat. "I wouldn't date him if he were the last man on earth!"
"He is handsome though." Joanne said,
"Ew Pookie, do you have a crush on the yuppie scum?" Maureen asked,
"Maureen I'm a lesbian…no." Joanne answered, "All I'm saying is Benny isn't hard on the eyes. Have you seen the man smile?"
"True." Maureen said, "But still I wouldn't date him. Do you want to change your answer, from Collins to Benny?"
"No." Joanne smiled. "I still like Collins better. He has a cute smile too, and a way better personality."
"I agree." Maureen smiled. "I'd rather date you though...out of all the boho's."
Joanne giggled, "Well I would hope so. We are in a relationship. Although..." Joanne smirked, rolling out of Maureen's embrace.
"Although what?" Maureen asked, her lips curving into a pout, missing the warmth of Joanne's body.
"The thought of Mimi isn't so bad..." Joanne smiled.
"Joanne Jefferson, get those thoughts out of your head!" Maureen said. "Unless you're picturing Mimi, you and I in a threesome..."
"No threesome." Joanne teased. "Just the dancer and I."
"Pookie," Maureen whined, "I'm the only one allowed in your mind."
"Since when?" Joanne asked.
"Since we became a couple." Maureen said, rolling over to blanket Joanne's body with her own. "And since I love you."
"When did you fall in love?" Joanne whispered.
Maureen stared down, adoration burning in her eyes, "The moment I laid eyes on you." she whispered, and quickly after their lips were together in a heated lip lock.
The End
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