Panda: Welcome to Interactions, everyone! You might know me as the author of Gems and Lemons. I started doing random character interactions at the start of each chapter, starting with Chapter 3 (I believe), and wanted to expand on some of those ideas. Requests are wide open, but not on GAL. Characters will be OOC, and there will be A LOT of cursing. I hope you enjoy this as much I do. :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Steven Universe (though I kinda wish I did). All characters belong to Rebecca Sugar, the Crewniverse, and Cartoon Network.

Scenario: Jenny, Lars, Sour Cream, and Buck want hamburgers, but can't decide what they're gonna get.

Jenny: Y'all, I'm craving for a burger right now.

Sour Cream: Same.

Buck: Me too.

Lars: I can go for one.

Buck: There's a burger place over there.

(He points to a nearby counter. The quartet walk over there.)

Peedee: Hey guys! What can I get ya?

Jenny: Hold on a second, we'll have a look. *she turns to the others* So what do y'all want?

Sour Cream: I don't know, we've never even been here!

Buck: SC, look at the menu and see if there's anything you'd like.

Sour Cream: Shut the fuck up, Buck. I'm not 8.

Buck: You have the mentality of an 8 year old, man. Even Onion is smarter than you.

Sour Cream: Take that back.

Buck: No.

Sour Cream: Take that back.

Buck: No!

Sour Cream: *seething* Take that back.

Buck: Calm down, ya bastard.

Sour Cream: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

Buck: A B-A-S-T-A-R-D.

Lars: Guys! Calm down!

Buck and Sour Cream (simultaneously): No! Hey! Stop copying me! Fuck off! No, you fuck off. JENNNNNYYYYY!

Jenny: Oh my God, do you guys ever shut up?

Buck and Sour Cream: FUCK OFF.

(The duo proceeds to scream their heads off.)

Jenny: What the fuck? Y'all called ME!

(Lars starts pulling Jenny's arm at this point.)

Lars: Just leave them, Jen.

Jenny: No, Lars! They wanna fight, I'll give them a fight.

(Jenny punches Buck.)

(The trio are a mess of screams, punches, and kicks.)

Jenny: WHICH ONE OF Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS GRABBED MY BOOB!

Buck: WHICH ONE OF YOU BROKE MY SUNGLASSES. NOT COOL.

(Lars facepalms.)

Lars: I'm so sorry, Peedee. We're just hungry for burgers.

(Peedee hesitates.)

Peedee: Um, Lars. You guys know that this a French fry place, not a burger place, right?

Lars: 3, 2, 1.

(Buck, Sour Cream, and Jenny immediately pause fighting and look up. Sour Cream is holding Buck's shattered glasses. Jenny is holding onto Sour Cream's hood. Buck is holding onto Jenny's purse.)

Buck, Jenny, and Sour Cream: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

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