I OBJECT!!
Summary: It's August 13 and Bella and Edward are about to get married but two people show up with a plan to ruin everything. Oneshot, OOC ppl
I own nothing except my iPod, sadly that means I don't own Twilight TT
§Bella P.O.V§
Holy shit, I can't believe I'm getting married today!! I was sitting in my rocking chair trying to breath. Suddenly Alice, Rose, and Esme burst into my room with all of the wedding stuff. They set up a table and covered it with all sorts of make-up and hair…stuff. Alice pulled me up out of the chair and told me to strip.
Knowing that I didn't have a choice, I striped down to my underwear. In a blink of an eye, Esme had me in my wedding gown. The upper half had beaded embroidery in the pattern of flowering vines. The bottom half flowed down in waves. Alice pushed me down into the chair and started on my hair as Rose started on my makeup. After about an hour and a LOT of hair spray they were finished. I looked in the mior and was amazed at what I saw. Alice had pulled my hair back and put the top half into little pigtails. She then had tided them together so they formed a diagonal pattern. She had placed small freesias' in my hair to complete the look. Rose had curled my eyelashes and given me dark blue eye shadow. I had a deep red lipstick on too. They had given me white flats, knowing that I would never be able to walk down the aisle without tripping if I wore heels.
"'Kay Bells, lets get going." Esme picked me up and ran me out to the car. The whole ride I was reminding myself to breathe.
Once we got to where the road ended Esme picked me up and ran he to the meadow. She set me down near the aisle, but far enough back that there was a small chance that Edward would see me. After a few minutes Carlisle came back to where I was. He held out his arm and I put mine through his. As soon as I took my first step onto the aisle my lullaby started playing. I quickly looked around, preserving this moment into my memory. The sun was out making all of the Cullens sparkle. The wiled flowers were in full bloom. At the far end of the meadow was Alice, Rose, Esme, and Jasper. Nest to them was Emmett in a white robe and next to him was Edward. As soon as my eyes met his everything else disappeared. Pretty soon Carlisle was handing me to Edward.
"Vampires, we are gathered here today to give Edward no reason to be a 100 year old virgin…" Rose slapped him on the back of his head.
"Shut up you idiot and do a proper ceremony," she hissed.
"Fine Rosie. We are gathered here to day to join this vampire and this human in the bonds of holey," the wind blew and all of the Cullens stiffened," crap!"
"Hurry up Emmett, ignore the werewolf stench. The sooner we're married the sooner we can get away from the mutts." Edward whispered this so softly and so fast that I couldn't really hear it.
"If there is anyone who doesn't want Edward to loose his..." They gave him a death glare," er umm…I mean if anyone doesn't want these two to be married speak now or forever hold your peace." There was some rustling in the bushes before Jacob and Mike burst out.
"NO WAIT! We wanna marry Edward!"
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And there you have it…I know it's short but hey, it's something right?
srry 'bout the spelling and grammar...they arn't my best subjects in school
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