This is my first hidanhina story!

I hope you like it!

And be prepared for future lemon!

Hidan: fuck yeah! That's right! You make a story about me, then you make sure there's fucking lemon!

Hinata: r-rose-of-blood-forever d-does not own naruto o-or any of the characters I-in this s-story!

Chapter: 1 jashin's daughter

Jashin sat on his throne in the underworld. Once again he had a virgin sacrifice from his most loyal subject Hidan.

'Hidan….' He thought in his mind. 'He has served me greatly. He seems to be loyal like a dog to man. I believe he deserves a prize. But I have the least bit of clue as of what to give him.' Jashin stopped when an image appeared to his head. He smiled a wide uneasy smile. One that meant he had the perfect idea.

"Yes. That's it. He may have my daughter. She will make a fine prize. He is definitely worthy of her. It is a perfect idea. Hidan will surely be grateful." Jashin said out loud to himself. His daughter was the purest thing alive. She was the closest thing to happiness. She was his happiness. Now all Jashin had to do was advise his daughter, then everything would be put into place for her departure.

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Hidan walked into the kitchen of the akatsuki's hide out covered in blood after having killed yet another virgin sacrifice to Jashin-sama. There was a plate of cookies on the kitchen counter. Just as he was about to grab one a spoon smacked his hand away.

"Ah! Fuck! What the hell!" Hidan screamed he looked up he stared right into emotionless black eyes.

"What the fuck itachi! I'm hungry!" Hidan yelled the raven haired man. The silent uchiha looked at the man covered in blood.

"Do not touch these. Your hands are filthy with blood." Itachi replied with no emotion. "Like fuck I care! I'm hungry! You're the bitch making food, so feed me!" Hidan yelled at the uchiha. Itachi's eye twitched the slightest bit. "You will do as I say, simpleton, and wash that disgusting blood from your body" itachi replied with no emotion yet his eyes told otherwise.

Hidan raise his hand and flipped itachi off. He then turned around and headed to the bathing room.

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Pein sat at his desk writing something down on a scroll. Pein then stopped writing.

"I know your there so you might as well come out" he said to a corner that was in pitch black darkness.

A figure came out of the dark. It revealed to be a beautiful young woman. She had indigo hair that was long and she had bangs that fell on her forehead, right above her eyes. Her eyes were a lavender color that seemed endless if you stared for a long time. She wore black clothes and had a necklace with a symbol pein had seen before. It was the exact same one Hidan wore. By the color of her eyes, pein could tell what the girl was. A Hyuuga.

"What do you want Hyuuga?" pein asked in a commanding voice. The hyuuga girl bowed. "Hello pein-sama I am Hinata. I was sent here by my father as a prize for one of the akatsuki members."

Pein looked at the beautiful girl. "We have had no business with the hyuuga. Neither me nor the members of our group. Your father has told you lies."

"Oh no. you are quiet wrong pein-sama. I believe there is one person here that worships my father with all his heart." Hinata said in the softest voice.

"May I please know who that is exactly?" pein asked. Hinata smiled a soft smile. "Hidan-sama." She replied.

Pein looked at the beauty with no emotion. "Your father-he is not hiyashi hyuuga, is he?" pein asked. Hinata shook her head.

"Then who is your father, Hinata?" pein said quietly. Hinata smiled with a small blush to her cheeks. "My otosan is Jashin." Hinata said. Pein knew that Hinata would say that name. He stood up from the chair he sat on ay his desk and walked to Hinata. Once he reached her he bowed. "It is an honor Hinata-sama."

Hinata blushed immensely at the man's words and kind gestures. She waved her hands in the air quickly. "Oh n-no! t-that's way too much respect for a weakling like me. Hinata-Chan or Hina- Chan will do just fine! No need to burden yourself." Hinata said aloud.

"Hina….-chan?" pein replied unsure. Hinata nodded. "You said that you were a prize for Hidan, am I correct?" pein asked. Hinata nodded again. "Well then if you are to stay here you might as well meet every one." Pein replied. Hinata smiled. "Thank you, I would very much like that."

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Hidan was eating in the kitchen with the others. Tobi kept yelling out "Tobi's a good boy!" while randomly stabbing his fork into his plate. Zetsu was petting the flowers around the kitchen. Kakuzu was counting money while Deidara made different animals out of clay. Kisame kept begging Deidara to make him a clay fish. Itachi was eating the stew he made while Sasori was playing with a prototype puppet.

Finally Hidan finished his food and reached out for a cookie. But then konan walked into the kitchen. "pein-sama wishes to see you all." She replied. "God damn it! Let me eat a god damn cookie first!" he screamed out loud. Konan looked at Hidan. "Why don't you eat the cookie on the way there?" She stated simply. Hidan blinked. "Damn! That's fucking brilliant! Congradu-fucking-lations! You're not worthless after all!" he said.

Konan sighed at the man's stupidity. All the members headed towards pein's office, wondering what was going on this time.

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Hinata stared into pein's eyes. He stared back. They were silent and still. Hinata's eyes began burning a bit but forced them to stay open. Pein's eyes were also beginning to sting. Finally Hinata couldn't take it anymore. She blinked and rubbed her eyes. "Wow, pein-sama! You're really good at this game!" pein smiled. "Thank you hina-chan." He replied.

Just then Hidan and the other entered pein's office. Their next to him stood a beauty of a woman. Her indigo hair long and beautiful like the night. Her lavender almost white orbs like moons. Her skin was pale with a flush at her cheeks. Her body thin with big noticeable curves in the right places. Hidan's mouth was drooling at the sight.

He wanted to fuck her senseless. "everyone." Pein said aloud. "There is someone here I would like you to meet. This is Hinata" he said while pointing at the girl. "She is not commonly known. Only few know her. She is the daughter of Hidan's god, Jashin."

Hidan's mouth went wide. He was looking at Jashin-sama's daughter? No that can't be. He didn't even know Jashin had a daughter! "How do we know she's not lying, un?" Deidara said. "hina-chan, would you please show them?" pein told the young woman. Hinata blushed but nodded. She turned around and pulled up her shirt, showing them her soft looking back. There in the middle of her back stood the symbol of Jashin.

This symbol is actually a birth mark." Hinata said in a soft voice. "She is right. I even had konan confirm it." Pein replied nodding so that Hinata could put her shirt back on.

Hinata put her shirt back on and turned around. "I would like to know which one of you is Hidan." She said quietly. "Hidan, come forward." Pein said. A man with grey almost white hair stepped forward. "This is Hidan, hina-chan." Pein said. Hinata stared at the man called Hidan.

Hidan stood quiet not knowing what to say. 'Jashin-sama's daughter is right in front of me!' he thought in his mind. Hinata stepped forward and walked to the jashinist. All the member eyes were on her. She bowed and then spoke. "My father, the all mighty Jashin, has told me to come to you. He said that because of your worship and loyalty, you are to be given a prize." She told him.

"A prize?" Hidan said, finally speaking. "yes, "Hinata said, "me."

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So what you think?

If you think there should be a triangle between Hidan, Hinata, and someone else please feel free to comment!

Hidan: yes! I got my fucking cookie!