This story is supposed to be funny but I'm not good at writing funny stories. So anyway.
This his how the Lord of the Rings SHOULD have ended!
"My precious!" cried an enraged voice.
"My precious!" cried another. Frodo Baggins and Gollum, formally Smeagol, wrestled bodily on the ledge above the heart of Mount Doom.
"Stop!" cried Samwyse Gamgee, desperately. "Stop!"
Both men ignored him.
"Mine!" they said as one, rolling dangerously close to the edge. "Mine!"
"Missing something?" a new, female voice drawled. All three men turned to her. She held a chain which had a golden ring hanging on the end. Frodo and Gollum snorted.
"What would we want with a stupid ring?" Frodo asked derisively. Then the two resumed their brawl.
It didn't take long for the woman to start to smile.
"I'm no one's precious." she said. Both Frodo and Gollum stared striken at her, then each other. "I'm my own woman." then she gracefully dived into the depths of the volcano below them.
"NOOO!" Frodo and Gollum shouted, looking panicked at each other. Then as one, jostling each other on the way, they leapt in after her.
"Master Frodo," Sam called, watching them fall. Frodo gave Sam the finger and Sam shrugged, looking at the disgarded ring lying on the ledge. He picked it up and pulled it off its chain, slipping it on.
His footfalls could be seen in the dirt as he crooned something.
"My precious."
Please R&R!