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'Hnnn…I wonder what it would feel like to live in the sky, with all those fluffy lookin' clouds?' Shikamaru asked himself. Of course he was off, sitting in a tree, daydreaming…again. 'Hmmm…I wonder if you could possibly have sex in the sky?'

The lazy nin sighed and tried to picture what Tsunade would do to him for skipping his classes. 'I really don't want to know what would happen…', he thought with a shudder. 'I'll just wait to find out.'

"SHIKAMARU!!!" somebody yelled off in the distance.

'Fuck…how did she find out already…?' With a sigh, the lazy nin jumped down from a tree branch. 'I thought I would have at least have an…hour more.'

'How troublesome.' Shikamaru thought, as he walked into Tsunade's office.

Tsunade's left eye was twitching. "Why did you not go to your classes today?" Tsunade said in an eerie calm voice.

"I didn't fell like it today…it's too troublesome with all those kids." Shikamaru answered with a shrug.

"To troublesome, eh." Tsunade said to herself, even though Shikamaru could hear her.

"Well if that's how you feel, I'm gonna put you on a mission." Saying that, Tsunade looked on her overcrowded desk for one of the folders.

"Ooohhh…here it is!", says Tsunade as she picks up a folder and hands it to Shikamaru. "You will start living with Inuzuka Kiba and try to figure out his behavior patterns." Tsunade said with a side-glance out the window.

"Why his behavior patterns, Tsunade?" Shikamaru asks while twitching. 'And why do I have to live with a guy…but it's better then living with my mom or Ino.' Shikamaru sighs at this thought.

"Well, besides knowing he has an acute sense of smell and sight. We want to know if there are any other traits that run through the Inuzuka family; How does e eat his food? Does he have a heat cycle? And does the moon have anything to do with it? Things of that nature." Tsunade says in a cheerful voice.

" So your saying…you want me to have sex with him!" Shikamaru says while shaking of embarrassment and twitching.

"Well…" she looks Shikamaru straight in the eye, "that's only if you want to…but it would be recommended." Tsunade finishes, with a gleam in her eye.

'What is going on in Tsunade's mind…I know I play for both sides but is she trying to set me up with Kiba?!' Shikamaru thought to himself.

"Are you trying to set me up with HIM?" Shikamaru shouts at Tsunade.

"No…this is a mission only for you because it's sooo troublesome that maybe it will help you to come to your classes!" says Tsunade in a firm, commanding voice.

"Sooo…if I start coming to my classes…I don't have to do this mission?" Shikamaru asks Tsunade.

"No," Tsunade says, "you will still have to do this mission…and lately I been having trouble picking out somebody to do this mission for me and your perfect for it." Tsunade finishes, giving Shikamaru a toothy grin.

Shikamaru started to twitch again. "Why am I the perfect person for this?!" Shikamaru asks annoyed.

"Well your single, his age, and a virgin." Tsunades says in an I-know-all-of-your-secrets voice. Shikamaru gets a slight blush at what she said.

"Who told you that?!" Shikamaru says, while thinking, 'I'm going to kill Ino and Chouji, because they are the only ones who know that!'

"Ohh…I just guessed and it looks like I guessed right too!" Tsunades says while jumping up out of her seat and hugging Shikamaru.

"Ghat haehte…" Shikamaru tries to say something but she's not paying asttention.

"Yay and the other good news is that Kiba is also a virgin too! Awww…you two would make a cute couple…but who would be the man in the relationship…probably Kiba, because you're a lazy ass." Tsunade says while clapping her hands together.

"Oh bite me Tsunade…" Shikamaru responds back to Tsunade.

"…Okay…" She grabs one of Shikamaru's hands and bites his thumb.

Shikamaru yelps and pulls his hand away, rubbing the spot the she put her nasty mouth on.

"Owww…you bit-" Tsunade glares a him, "…I didn't mean it literally!"

"Well don't say it again then…" Tsunade shrugs, "any other questions?" Tsunade asks while watching Shikamaru lean against the wall in his slouched position and sighs.

Shikamaru just grunted and asks, "Does Kiba know that a guy is going to begin living with him?"

"No…but he knows somebody is going to start living with him and I don't think he expects a girl to just start living with him…" Tsunade said the last part with obvious reasons.

'Well at least he wont go all out on me when he comes home to find a guy living with him.' Shikamaru stops leaning on the wall and walks over to Tsunade's desk, grabbing the forgotten folder and started walking toward the door.

"Oh and by the way you'll start…tonight." Tsunade says with a smug look on her face, "So get all your stuff that you'll need and go to this address." With that said, she flicks a piece of paper with directions to Kiba's apartment.

"Thanks." Shikamaru says while adding, to himself, 'for nothing and how troublesome this will be, you bitch!' and leaves the room.

Shikamaru finally make it out of the building and starts walking slowly to his apartment. As he's walking, he passes through a part of the market street and overhears Kiba talking to Akumaru.

Who do you think will take that mission, and aren't you happy that we'll have company?" Kiba says to the bored looking dog with only one eye open.

All Shikamaru hears is an, "Arph.", from the dog. And he couldn't hear anything else, because he was to far from the street. 'What did that mean?' Shikamaru asks himself.

End of chapter one! I know it wasn't that long but I'll try to make the other chapters longer.

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