Ways to annoy the characters of Full Metal Alchemist

Sit back, and let the carnage begin!

Tell Ed he's short.(I need not explain what will happen)

Call Al an armor freak.

Write a letter to Winry insulting her. End it with Ed's signature. Make sure that she can find Ed really easily.

Tell Winry that her skills as an automail mechanic are terrible and that she should pursue a career as a housewife instead.

Sign Ed up for a class for people who have major Small Man's Syndrome. Neglect to tell him that he's the only member.

Incessantly remind him that Sloth is his mother, and Envy is technically his half-brother.

Tell Ed that he can't contact Winry for over four years, then destroy his automail and send him to get it fixed.

Ask Al if he knows he was artificially created.

Get Major Armstrong to tell his entire family history to the Elric Brothers. Make sure that they can't escape or use alchemy.

Tell their sensei that both of them are now state alchemists or that they attempted human transmutation again. Do not let them know she is coming. Then watch them run for their lives.

Ask Major Armstrong to show off his beautiful body for the Elric brothers.cue sparkles

Send them to Colonel Roy Mustang. Nothing else is needed.

Tell Maes Hughes that the Elric brothers really want to know about his daughter, Elysia. Sit back and laugh.

Tell the Elric brothers that all records of the Philosopher's stone have been destroyed and that there is now absolutely no way to search for it.

Call Maes Hughes and tell him that Roy Mustang really wants to know about his daughter, Elysia. Again, sit back and laugh.

Tell Ed that he passed the state alchemist exam by pure luck.

Write a letter to Ed telling them that his father is back in Rizenbool and wants to see him.

Ask Major Armstrong to show off his "Beautiful body" for any one in the series. Make sure they can't escape in any way.

Mention to lieutenant Havoc that every girl that he's admired has preferred Roy Mustang.

One word: Homunculus. Say to the Elric Brothers.

Two more words: Black Hayate. Mention to anyone who works with Roy Mustang.

Tell Ed he has an inferiority complex. In his mind this will translate as 'you're short'

Get a Psychiatrist to tell him he has an inferiority complex. translation: You're REALLY short.

Mention to Sergeant Fury: Havoc wants to eat Black Hayate.

If You can think of any more ways, please send them to me, and i'll put them up.

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