Narika's Note: I've always loved humorous stories, whether it can actually happen or not. I've read quite a few fics of mind-boggling randomness yet I still laugh my head off. So here, we have a humorous story that I hope you'll read for some laughs! D
Baka's Note: Baka doesn't talk to you. She doesn't like you.
Sasuke & Hinata (Romeo & Juliet)
By Narika & Baka
Chapter One – Welcome to Their Life
Everyone knows the tale of young Romeo and Juliet. They are two young people whose families are fighting, but Romeo and Juliet fall in love at first sight. They get married secretly, but do not live happily ever after. Of course, Sasuke & Hinata twists the tale of those two lovers in a totally different direction. So, young reader, plow on and read if you dare.
"Make way for Prince Kazekage! Move you fools! Jeez, I hate this job..." Unfortunately for Iruka, as stable hand of the Prince, he had to lead the beautifully groomed, pure white horses through the treacherous streets of Suna. It was terribly dry...and sandy.
The Prince's advisor suggested, "Prince, perhaps we should go somewhere without...sand, if possible."
"Sarutobi, I seriously doubt that anywhere in this entire city does not have a grain of sand!" Prince Kazekage shouted over the loud wind...and sand.
"Perhaps we should move the city elsewhere?"
"You baka! How would we ever be able to leave this stupidly sandy desert?"
The townspeople did not care to move aside for the Prince, only because something had caught their eye. Of course, what else would it be but entertainment?
The Hatake and Maito servants were firing up a fight, and no one would bother to stop them. The fights between these two families were always exciting. One time last year, the Hatake servants poured water upon the sand and started a mud fight. The whole city soon got involved in the fun activity and since everyone was covered in mud, no one could tell who was on which side. So, needless to say, the fight got very messy.
Anyways, the current fight was quite interesting...or at least it was going to be.
Splat. Kiba spat on the splotch of sand in front of the Maito servants and released a growl.
"Do you, sir, growl at us?" said the scary Shino. There are rumors that he has fangs, but no one could see behind the large coat that covered half his face. He could still be very intimidating. Kiba, however, was not afraid to bark some more.
"No, I do not growl at you, but at the sand of course! But you sir, do you stick your tongue out at us? I swear I smell it!" Kiba retorted.
"This is just so troublesome," Shikamaru muttered. Kiba always had to add fuel to the fire. And Shikamaru thought it was too troublesome to stop him. The result is: there's always a fight.
"Hi Shikamaru!" Chouji waved, "Wanna go to that restaurant again?"
"..." Shino and Kiba stared. "Thou should not be dining with the enemy! Chouji, I'm disappointed in thou. Thou should control thy temptations to eateth!" Shino scolded.
"Shino, why are you speaking like that?" Chouji pondered.
"Because I felt it was proper to speak in Shakespearean language during that exact moment. But I guess now we can drop the formalities and fight." Shino sent a bug onto Kiba's nose.
"Hey! No fair! You're making me look cross-eyed!" Kiba shouted. He barked furiously in rage.
Meanwhile, Shikamaru and Chouji whipped out a shogi board and the pieces and set off into a long, long game. "You can go first Chouji."
Kiba drew his...kunai, but then threw it aside in exchange for using his claws. Shino's bugs crawled unnoticed toward Kiba's feet and started up his foot. Kiba started laughing. "Shino, you're cheating again! Your stupid bugs are tickling me!"
Kiba picked up a watermelon and threw it. His foot had shifted and killed a bug. This made Shino furious. Shino picked up a banana and threw it at Kiba. Kiba ducked however and it hit the next stand, knocking over a large, expensive vase. And chaos ensued.
The Prince looked on with disdain. He would have shouted, "STOP FIGHTING YOU FOOLS!" but instead said calmly, "Let's go through the smaller streets to avoid going through the rowdy crowd."
His fanfare and servants sighed.
Years ago—well, only a year ago, but let's not ruin the story here—in the far distant land of crummy sand, there lived a Prince. He had the coolest villages in his country, but unfortunately, the people were not all that friendly. The Maito and Hatake families had started a fight...a large fight that had been passed down for generations. The Prince had issued an order for them to stop brawling in the streets or they would pay for the damages with their lives.
"STOP RIGHT NOW! NO MORE FIGHTING OR ELSE I'LL KILL WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE!" Prince Kazekage had shouted. Everyone shut up pretty quickly and rushed back into their houses to avoid the Prince's anger.
Now you see, the Maito and Hatake families were not always enemies. They worked together sometimes. And this time, they formulated a plan to get the Prince to just bug off.
The Prince was not so fortunate. When he awoke the next morning and yawned sleepily. He got up and out of bed to open the curtains...and to his horror, there were streaks of white all over his sandy lawn, the sandy walls, the sandy trees, and even all over his window. He struggled into his clothing and rushed out to find out who did it.
There was no reason to though, for the people who did it clearly left their mark. Left on his sandy lawn was a green jumpsuit and a perverted novel known as Icha Icha Paradise. I wonder...
The Prince was very upset, but he could not stop the two families from fighting anymore. Apparently, threatening their lives wasn't enough, and he couldn't think of anything else he could use against them. In the end, he could only ignore them. Poor Prince Kazekage.
Baka – fool, idiot, and stupid person.
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