Gah...Laptop isn't playing nice right now.

Anyway...it was two in the morning when I wrote this.

Wrote a crack!fic, that is.

And because I want to...its going to be a Rozen MaidenxHP crossover fic!

(giggles in an extreme sleep-deprivation way)

(is listening to a version of Butterfly with Pikachi...) (dies)

Only own insainity.

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"Where's that stupid 'Harry Potter', desu?"

Seiseiseki just looked like she always did.

Angry that she was supposed to be a girly doll with clearly boy-ly clothes.

She shruged.

Suiseiseki hit her with her watering can.

DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

Harry Potter gazed in horrow at the rose ring that was on his left ring finger.

He looked to the little red-clad doll sitting on a rose-crusted box.

Ring.

Box.

Ring.

Box.

Rin--Hair hit.

Passouttime.

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"And now I, Kanaria, the smartest of the Rozen Maidens, shall initiate the Alice Game!"

Dramatic pause.

"Medium, go attack them!"

Lucius Malfoy was so easily cowed.

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Kashira!

Boku!

Desu!

DESU!

Boku?

DESUDESU!

KASHIRA!

DESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESUDESU

Suigintou grinned.

Who needed to be Alice when they had a Dark Lord bowing to them?


..no, I will not explain. I don't know if I'l continue this. Desu out.