ARTIST: Lieber and Stoller

Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers and Love Potion Number Nine or any of the characters/lyrics in it that I used in this fic. I just do this for fun.

Love Potion Number 9 ^_^

By Tazar

I took my troubles down to Mr. Xel

You know that demon that came from hell

He's got a pad down 34th and Vine

Sellin' little bottles of

Love Potion Number Nine

Xellos: *Smiles* "Yeah, it's a hot place ^_^" *Thinks* What pad do I have now?

I told him that I was a flop with chicks

I'd been this way since 1956

He looked at my palm and he made a magic sign

He said "What you need is

Love Potion Number Nine"

Xellos: *Smiles* "What you need is Love Potion Number Nine it's guaranteed to make you happy for a week." *Thinks* But after that you may not feel so good.

He bent down and turned around and gave me a wink

He said "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink"

It smelled like turpentine and looked like India ink

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

Xellos: *Smiles, Bends down and spins around* "Why does this clock make me look good or what?" *try's to wink but sense both his eye are closed he can't do it right* "I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink! ^_^" *Points at a trash can to his left* "Hehehe ^_^" *Mix's it up in the trash can and hands Gourry a potion*

Gourry: *Smells the potion and looks into the bottle* "This smells like turpentine and looks like India ink! Oh what the hell" *Closes his eyes and plugs his nose and gulps down the potion then glows bright green* "This stuff's pretty good!"

I didn't know if it was day or night

I started kissin' everything in sight

But when I kissed the cop down at 34th and Vine

He broke my little bottle of

Love Potion Number Nine

Gourry: *Looks confused* "Is it day or night, I can't seem to remember..?"

Xellos: *Smiles and laughs at Gourry* "Oh it's day I think, but who knows? ^_^"

Gourry: *Grabs Xellos and kisses him (Ewwwww, nasty O_o!)* "I feel like kissing someone! ^_^!"

Xellos: *Smiles and kicks Gourry away from him and put up a energy shield* "That was nasty Gourry! Get out of here! Yaoi sicko"

Gourry: *Runs out the door and sees a lamp pole run over to it and throws his arm around it yelling* "I love you!" *Starts to kiss the lamp pole ^_^! *

*Some people see Gourry and think he's nuts (Maybe their right ^_^) then they call a cop over*

Zelgadis-The Cop: *Walks over to the freaked out Gourry* "Now Mister, You can't go around kissing lamp poles. It's just not done."

Gourry: *Lets go of the lamp pole and grabs Zelgadis and kisses him* "I think you're my true love!"

Zelgadis: *Throws Gourry off him and breaks his bottle of Love Potion Number Nine on the ground* "I'm not that type sicko!" *He runs away thinking that if he does not get some water to wash out his mouth with he might just die out of disgust* "Yuck!"

Love Potion Number Nine

Love Potion Number Nine

Love Potion Number Nine

Xellos: *Smiles* "Hope you like my potion Gourry!" *Grins evilly* "Hahahahahahaha, till next time!" *Disappears*

THE END

Tazar: *Smiles* "hope you like my quick fic, Yeah, yeah I know it's dumb but I like it anyway ^_^ Please R&R and/or email me at: Tazar37@Hotmail.com Thanks for reading!"

Gourry: "Tazar why did I kiss Xellos?"

Tazar: *Sweatdrop* "Because it's funny and because the potion was controlling you."

Gourry: *Looks confused* "Oh, ok."

Xellos: *Smiles* "I hope you all want to try my great potions! Please come down to your nearest Demon drugs store and buy Xel's Love Potion for quick results! ^_^"

Tazar: *Sweatdrop* "Please don't buy any of his stuff, it's all really bad ^_^! Anyway till next time all." *Smiles and waves and the screen fades to black. *