Amy stared blankly at the two strangers sitting at the foot of her bed. "So let me get this straight: You two are clones of me-"
"No," said one of the strangers. "We're you from the future."
"Both of you?" said Amy.
"There was a time anomaly thingy," said the other stranger. "That's not important. What's important is that we want to have sex with you."
"You want to have sex with your younger self?" said Amy. "That seems wrong on at least three levels."
"Not really. I mean, it's just masturbation."
"I'm pretty sure it's not," said Amy.
"Oh my god," said one of the strangers. "This is where we lost the Amy from Ibiza."
The other stranger put her hand on Amy's shoulder. "Look, we know it's going to be a while before you have sex."
"Really?" said Amy.
"Yeah," said the stranger. "Now you could wait a really long time to lose your virginity, or you could have a threesome with your future selves right now."
"I'll wait," said Amy.
The stranger rolled her eyes. "Fine. Let's go."
"Wait," said the other stranger. "I have a question: Do you still eat those Cheeto and baloney sandwiches?"
"Yes," said Amy.
"Do you mind if I go to the kitchen and make one?"
"No," said Amy.
"Okay, thanks," said the stranger.
"Now, can I ask you guys a question?" said Amy. "So I'll grow up to be you guys?"
"Yes," said the strangers in unison.
"That's good to know," said Amy.