The Autocorrect
Dionysus' POV
I walked through Camp Half-Blood, watching a demigod climb the lava rock-wall. it was foul Peter Johnson. I decided that this camp needed more rules! These demigods needed to be disciplined! I pulled out my phone from my pocket. I was gonna tell Chiron right here and now. I tapped the Messaging button and started to type my message. "Chiron, I think we should make more rules at Camp Half-Blood." I selected "Send" and chose "Chiron" in my contacts. The screen showed " Sending". A moment later Chiron had replied. "Chesnut?" he had texted. I looked at my text. It read, " Chesnut, I think we should mix more raps at Camp Half-bled." My phone beeped. Chiron had sent a message that read, "I suppose we could make some raps… and mix them…?" I texted back with my real message. "Stupid phones these days!" I grumbled.
Athena's POV
I took out my phone and texted Artemis. "I barfed my owl" I texted.
She replied, "No wonder you were looking pale today! Are you alright?"
I read my text and almost choked on my pizza.
"No! I meant I farted my Octopus!"
"Umm…" Artemis answered.
"I fed my otter!"
"You have an otter?
"I fit my oddity!"
I sighed. "I give hope." I texted
"I. Give. Up!"
Zeus' POV
My phone beeped in my pocket. I pulled it out and checked the new message. Apollo had sent a message. It read, "I'm having Hephaestus for breakfast today." I realized this was an autocorrect and texted back, "…Look at your text."
"What?"
"Look closer"
"What? I really am having Hephaestus today!"
"Not hashbrowns?"
"Nope. Just plain Hephaestus"
" Ohhh. I Get it. He's coming over for breakfast!"
"No…"
"0_0"
Nico's POV
"That son of a robot!" I texted my dad.
"Oops. I meant that sun is robust."
"Are you okay, son? Is something happening at camp?" Hades answered.
"Stupid autocorrect! I meant the sun is blazing!"
"I suppose it is…"
Annabeths POV
It was the day after Christmas. Percy had gotten me this awesome high-tech laptop, and I wanted to tell my mom. I took out my phone and texted, "Percy got me a laptop for Christmas! It's awesome!" A few moments later my mom had answered, "You lucky dick! That Percy spoils you." My eyes widened. I immediately texted my mom back. "Mom! Read that text! Please tell me that was an autocorrect!" Athena replied. "Oops… I meant lucky duck. This is so embarrassing…"
Hi Fanfiction people! I know this isn't much but I don't have time to write more right now… I've got a bunch of ideas so I will update soon! Don't forget to review!