*Introductory music is in the background*
*The camera zooms in on a set that looks like a living room. A large audience is looking on, as a man with dark hair and a sinister smile sits in one of the chairs with his hands folded*
*Introductory music slowly fades out*
Giovanni: Hello and welcome to the first episode of The Giovanni Show!
*A sign is held up that says clap*
*The audience breaks out in a thunder of applause*
Giovanni: I'm glad to have you all here.
*someone coughs and Giovanni rolls his eyes*
Giovanni: Now, then it's time to bring out our first guest. She's a fan fiction writer who it seems several people have a bone to pick with, *in a lower voice* including me…
Giovanni: Without further adieu, Carissa!
*Carissa walks out on stage and the clap sign is again raised*
*However, the audience doesn't even raise their hands…*
*Carissa takes a seat next to Giovanni and looks around uncomfortably*
Giovanni (with a smile): Hello Carissa, thank you for being on my show.
Carissa (still looking nervous): Uh…you're welcome, but I was kind of forced here by a bunch of men in black uniforms and-
Giovanni (cutting her off): Nevermind that, so, Carissa, I hear you're a fan fiction writer. Is this true?
Carissa: Yes….
Giovanni: And is it true that your writer name is I love James! ?
Carissa: Yes.
Giovanni: When was the last time you…updated your stories, hmmmmm?
Carissa (looks extremly confused now): Um..I…Hey is this about my fanfiction or something?
Giovanni (shaking his head in exasperation): Obviously it is….NOW JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!!
Carissa: Well, all right, no need to be so pushy…. Actually, I don't remember.
Giovanni (jumping up and pointing angrily at her): A Ha!
*A sign comes up that says 'Gasp in disbeleif'
**The audience gasps*
Carissa: What?!?
Giovanni: Don't you know that all of your characters are frozen in your fics?? They can't live happily ever after or however you end it if the story never ends?!?!?! Their stuck there for the rest of time, or until you update your stupid fics!
Carissa: Oh…no I didn't know that. Wow that's pretty interesting.
Giovanni: Yes well it's not at all fun! I want to take over the world already!!!
Carissa (looks confused): Huh?
*Giovanni falls over in frustration
*Carissa (becomes enlightened by her horrible memory): Now I remember you're in one of my fics!
Giovanni: Exactly.
Carissa: But you're not frozen, you're moving around here, obviously.
Giovanni (sighing): Yes but I still haven't taken over the world and all your other characters are stuck too! I'm only doing this stupid show as a way to pass time until you get your ass up and start writing again!!!
Carissa: Hey! No need to cuss! There are children watching.
Giovanni: Err…..IF I CAN'T MAKE YOU START WRITING AGAIN THEN MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE CAN!!!!!!!! SEND OUT THE SECRET WEAPON!!!!!
Continued tommorrow, as I have to do my chores and my homework right now…
Author's note: Yes, I know I haven't been here in months. No one will even remember who I am, but oh well. This is my stupid come back fic, I'm going to finish up all of my unfinished fics. (you're probably thinking 'yeah, right.' Cause I know I am) Anyway, the Giovanni show might go on longer then another chapter. I want to interview other author's so if you want to be interviewed, e-mail me or leave a review. And leave a review even if you don't, lol. Feel free to yell at me since I never update my fics…..