A/N: Hey, this is my latest story! My sis gave me the idea for it! Cause I wanted to write a humor fic so, yeah! Here it is!

A Home In Station Square (2:30 PM)

3rd Person POV

A black hedgehog with crimson-red stripes was half asleep on a blue sofa in his living room.

'What a nice day to kick back and relax!' he thought to himself with a yawn. 'no disruptions, sound nothing! Just me, my self and-' But the midnight hedgehog was disturbed from his relaxation when someone began to yell at him.

"SHADOW WAKE UP! WE ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUETS TO PACK!!!" yelled an angry voice from right above the hedgehog.

This sudden awakening had startled the hedgehog that we all know to be Shadow, causing him to fall off the coach.

"Ow..." he murmured as he hit the floor.

"Come on Shadow! Sonic's expecting us to come to that reunion of his on the other side of the country! We do not want to be late!" said the angry voice.

Shadow looked up to see a snow-white colored bat, standing above him angrily, giving him a deathly glare with her aqua colored eyes, as she placed her hands on her hips.

Shadow groaned as he stood up.

"Rouge, I don't want to go to the faker's reunion. I don't even see why he's having one, we see him so often! And to top it all off, it's on the other side of the country!" Shadow said angrily as he slouched back down on the coach.

The bat who appeared to be Rouge, still had a glare that simply deepened. "Yes, but everyone is going to be there, that includes, the Chaotix, Knuckles, Tails, Jet, Cream, Cheese, Omega, Eggman, Big, Amy-" But Rouge's rant was cut off when Shadow placed a hand over her mouth.

"Okay, I get it, everyone is gunna be there!" he said. Shadow then arched an eyebrow at her. "And Amy would be there anyways, seeing that she is Sonic's wife!" he said, removing his hand from Rouge's mouth.

Rouge smiled. "SO, does that mean you're going?" she asked.

Shadow jumped back onto the sofa and closed his eyes. "Nope!" he said casually.

Rouge sneered at him. "YOU'RE GOING, EVEN IF YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!" she yelled.

Shadow opened one eye to look at her.

"I MEAN, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVER EVEN SAW THESE GUYS!? I'M SURE THAT HALF OF THEM ARE MARRIED AND EVEN HAVE KIDS NOW! DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE THEM?!" Rouge continued to yelled.

Shadow yawned. "No thank you!" he said.

Rouge then beat Shadow over the head with her fist.

"Ow..." Shadow winced, rubbing the bump that was now placed on his head.

Rouge then grabbed Shadow by his chest fur and pulled him close to her face. "I'm your wife and you'll do what I say! You're going! Got it!?" she growled, looking into his crimson colored eyes that looked as if they were in some sort of misty daze.

It was then that it hit Shadow. 'Maybe, I can distract her long enough so we don't need to go on that dumb trip!' he thought to himself.

He gave Rouge a seductive smile. "What ever you say, mi amour..." he said smoothly, the same dazed look in his eyes.

Rouge arched an eyebrow at him. "Oh really now?" she asked, letting Shadow go.

"Certainly..." he said, still with his smooth tone.

"Well then start packing your- mph!?" Rouge said as she was cut off in mid sentence by Shadow, who was giving her a passionate kiss.

At first Rouge was shocked by the sudden lip-lock, but she eventually closed her eyes and returned his kiss.

Rouge wrapped her arms around Shadow's neck as he wrapped his arms around her waist.

'Heh heh, she's falling for it!' Shadow thought to himself as he continued to kiss Rouge passionately.

Eventually the two of them collapsed onto the sofa. Once they were both placed on the sofa, Shadow rolled on top of Rouge, then slowly began to move his hand down Rouge's waist, still kissing her. Just when they were really about to get started a voice disturbed them.

"Ugh! Mom, Dad, get a room if you're gunna do stuff like that!" yelled a girl's voice who seemed no older than twelve or thirteen.

Shadow and Rouge immediately broke apart and looked over at the staircase. Standing there was a very disgusted looking, bat girl staring at them. She had looked almost just like Rouge, beside the fact that her fur was gray and she had red stripes on her forehead, arms, and by her eyes, just like Shadow. She was obviously their daughter.

Shadow and Rouge quickly got off of each other and sat up, breathing deeply.

"Hi honey!" Rouge said through gasps of air.

"How, are you?" Shadow asked, almost nervously.

The bat smirked and crossed her arms. "Don't try to hide it, I know just what you were about to do! I'm not that dumb! And if you're gunna do that, please, do it in you're room, on your bed, because, I sit on that sofa, okay?"she said with a slight ring of annoyance in her voice.

Shadow and Rouge exchanged shocked glances that their daughter knew about this kind of stuff, and then looked back at the bat.

Shadow arched an eyebrow. "Who taught you that kind of stuff Maria?" he asked.

The bat who's name appeared to be Maria, almost shivered. "My gym teacher, she's a pervert really!" she said.

Rouge sighed as she sat up a little straighter. "Now I want the both of you to start packing your stuff."she demanded, obviously trying to change the subject.

Shadow crossed his arms unsatisfied. "Don't want to..." he muttered.

Rouge looked over at him. "You said that you'd go!" she said.

Shadow had no response to this.

Maria's voice was then heard from the stair case of which she was standing on. "I have to agree with dad on this one, I don't want to go on this trip much either. I mean, Aunt Amy's okay, I guess. But, Uncle Sonic's jokes are so annoying and not to mention he tells the same ones over, and over, and over agian! And to top it all off, their son Dash is just as annoying as his father!" Maria said, rolling her eyes.

"Agreed!" Shadow said with a nod.

Rouge glared at the two of them in a very unsatisfied manner. "Both of you, pack, now! Or else!" she demanded.

Shadow let out a false laugh. "Or else what?" he asked.

Rouge glared at him. "You'll regret ever being created!" she growled viciously.

Shadow thought about this for a moment and then let out a sigh. "Fine, I'll go!" he said standing up.

Rouge smiled brightly. "Good!" When she looked over to talk to Maria, she had already run up into her room. "This'll be fun!" Rouge said happily.

One hour later...

After packing their bags, and trying to stall Rouge one last time (and failing) they were out side in a drive way.

The light blue sky was crisp and clear, not a cloud in sight. The sun beamed down warmly on them as birds flew about singing their love songs to one another.

Shadow, meanwhile, was struggling while carrying twelve, large, suitcases.

"Rouge, just what's in all of these bags?" Shadow winced.

Rouge placed a hand on her chin. "You know, important girl stuff, like make-up, jewelry, clothes. You know that kind of stuff!" she said happily to a struggling Shadow.

"All this for one week?" Shadow asked.

"Yes, why? Is it a little too much for the Ultimate Life Form?" Rouge questioned, eyeing Shadow in the process.

"Hell no! I just don't know why I'm the one being forced to do this!" Shadow said.

Rouge smiled. "Because, you're my husband and I'm your wife! Good husbands do things for their wives!" she said as she placed a light kiss on Shadow's cheek and walked towards the house that Maria was now exiting from as she carried one small red suitcase.

"I'm a good husband, I just can't see why she can't do things on her own! She's been telling me to do stuff for her sense she became pregnant with Maria!" Shadow murmured to himself.

"I HERD THAT!" Rouge yelled.

Shadow rolled his eyes as he placed the bags on the ground as he pulled out a forest green chaos emerald and held it to the sky.

"CHAOS-" but he was cut off when Rouge pulled down his arm. Shadow blinked at his wife. "Rouge, what are you doing?" Shadow asked.

"We're not using Chaos Control to get there!" she said with her eyes closed.

Maria arched an eyebrow at her mother. "Then, how are we gunna there? By walking?" she asked.

Rouge shook her head no.

"Nope! We're driving!" she said happily.

Shadow looked at Rouge as though she were insane. "But, we don't have a car! We chaos control to get everywhere!" he said.

Rouge beamed at him. "That's why I bought that!" Rouge said, pointing out into the street.

Shadow and Maria looked over to see a new, large, bright blue, RV in the street.

Shadow blinked. "What the hell is that thing?" he asked.

Rouge crossed her arms. "Well, if you must know, it's an RV! I bought it so we could drive there!" she said.

"Why can't we just use Dad's Chaos Control?" Maria asked.

"Because, we never spend time together as a family, and I thought that this would be a good starting opportunity!" Rouge said.

Shadow scanned the RV with his blood-red eyes. "So I need to drive, that?" he asked.

Rouge nodded as she headed for the RV. "Yup, now put my stuff in for me will ya?" Rouge asked as she stepped into the RV.

Shadow hmpfed. "Women..." He said, as he once again picked up Rouge's bags and walked to the RV with Maria trailing close behind him.

Once Shadow had placed all of the bags in the giant trunk, he slammed the door shut and got in to the driver's seat.

Once Shadow got in, he took a quick look around.

There was a small, mahogany table that was surrounded by matching, mahogany chairs that were nailed into the ground. There was also a door that lead to the bathroom, a bedroom where he and Rouge would sleep, a room where Maria would sleep, a red sofa where Maria was sitting, a televison, and a small, white refrigerator.

He had to admit, it wasn't all to shabby.

"What do ya think?"Rouge asked from beside him.

Shadow then switched his focus from his surroundings to Rouge who was smirking at him.

Shadow faced forwards and closed his eyes. "It's fairly decent." he said.

Rouge smiled. "Good. Now let's get a move on!" she said, pointing north.

Shadow rolled his eyes one last time before putting the van into drive and taking off.

A/N: I'll Add on soon! So yeah Review!