Kid Icarus: Uprising Truth or Dare!

DarkAngelsX: Sup angels, dark angels, humans, and gods alike! Only a couple people have done Kid Icarus truth/dares, so I decided to start one. The cast should be here in 5, 4, 3…

*the cast appears*

Pit: No! Not another Truth or Dare fic!

Dark Pit: X. Long time, no kill.

X: Oh Pitoo, when will you learn not to try to kill the immortal. Anyway, R/R. Your truths and dares will fuel this fic. Here are the rules.

1: NO SWEARING!

2: The dares can kill the cast if you want, because I got da power to revive these peeps.

3: Don't flame, this is my first fic. Constructive criticism is allowed.

That's it! Now enjoy!

DarkAngelsX

Truth: Viridi, how old are you?

Dares: Pit, I dare you to eat an End-All Arm.

Dark Pit: I dare you to go for a swim… in the fangirl pit! Muahahahahaha!

Hades: Have a staring contest with Phosphora.

Viridi: Sorry, but a goddess never reveals her age.

X: Suit yourself. Great Sacred Treasure, fire!

Viridi: Wait… what?! NOOOOOOOOOO!

Pit: IT LOOKS LIEK ROC CANDIES! *chomp*

Pit: *gag* Eww… what was that?

X: An End-All Arm.

Pit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*5 hours later*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Pit dies*

Dark Pit: X! Why must you torture me so?!

X: For the LOLs, bruh. Just do it or you'll share Viridi's fate!

Dark Pit: Fine… *jumps* Oh my god they're trying to kill me!

Hades and Phosphora: 3, 2, 1, GO!

*1 hour 52 minutes and 29 seconds later*

Hades: Uh, I guess I win. X, can I have her soul?

Phosphora: *Groin kicks Hades* Don't even!

X: That's it for this chapter! R/R, please. Thanks!