I was 13 years old
I love shrek so much, i own all the movies
I pray to shrek every night for the beautiful life i have
I chant shrek is love, shrek is life
My dad hears me
He calls me a faggot
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to shrek
He sends me to bed, and hits me
Im crying now, and my face really hurts
Im laying in bed but its really cold
A warm presence moves towards me
I feel something poke me
Its shrek
Im so happy
He gets closer, bends down, and whispers in my ear
This is my swamp, louis
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and places me on my hands and knees
Im ready
I spread my ass cheeks for shrek
He penetrates my butthole
Its hurts so much
But i do it for shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I want to please shrek
He chants LOUIS LOUIS LOUIS ogre and ogre
He fills my butt with his love for me
He screams at the top of his lungs
LOUIS YOU CAN QUIT NOW
OR YOU CAN BEAT IT UP
BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CANT DO IT WITHOUT YOU
and he bends down and whispers
And i know you cant do it without me
My dad walks in
Shrek reveals the sharp sword hiding in his anus
He approaches my dad
He shoves the sword inside his heart,
And replaces his heart with an onion
Then he jams his shaft so far inside him he explodes
He returns to me
All this shrex has left an imprint of his face on my chest
I have never been so proud of him Through the tears and winces i mutter
Shrek is love
Shrek is life