A/N: Ok, first of all, we were challenged to do a Durkon x badger!V fic. This was very quick and not really thought out but hopefully it meets the challenge requirements.
Disclaimer: I do not own The Order of the Stick. Rich Burlew aka The Giant does.
"Yer know Vaarsuvius," said Durkon, "Ah really identify wit yer more now that yer a burrorin' creature. Ah mean we see more eye ta eye." The pink badger simply blinked in response. "Ennaways, Ah was thinkin' now that yer marriage is over, we can freely be tagetha." The pink badger continued to blink. "Come wit me Vaarsuvius an Ah'll show yer tha pleasure that o'nee a dwarf can giv."
A/N: This was my first V pairing. Now I'm a real crackfic writer! My next goal was to write one where V is actually in elf form.