One day Roger was upstairs in the attic playing Pac Man on his Gameboy. Stan came into the room.
"Hey Roger, how are you doing?" asked Stan.
"I'm trying to get over my addiction to prescription drugs by watching Pac Man eat pellets and run away from ghosts that he hallucinates after eating them" explained Roger.
"Amazing Roger, that's what Rush Limbaugh did too!" said Stan. "Say, Roger I just adopted these two female cats from the animal shelter. Their names are Bloomy and Rallassa. I want you to watch after them"
"KITTENS? FUR REALZIES? Stan they're so adorable," said Roger taking the kittens out of Stan's manly palms. Roger hugged the cats, as they started licking him.
"Aww, they're so cute, and they're real, not virtual pets" said Roger. Then Roger realized he had forgotten to feed his virtual pet.
"OH MY GOD I THINK MY Ninja pirate TAMAGOTCHI just died" said Roger. Stan's eyes widened.
"You know Roger, maybe you're just not responsible enough to handle these pets. If you can't handle a virtual pet, what makes you think you can handle a real one?" asked STan.
"They're so cute and cuddly Staneul, please let me keep these little furballs I just love em to pieces" said Roger. Stan agreed to let Roger take care of the cats.
The next day as Roger slept...
"There you are kitties, foodzies for the night" said Roger, feeding the cats some Meow Mix. "One for Bloomy, the gray cat, she's my favorite, and one for the orange one, Rallassa" he added, pouring food into their respective bowl units. Then Roger dozed off. But by midnight he was awoken by bookshelves being knocked over, and the TV was on. When Roger got up, he saw Bloomy floating up on the ceiling.
"Um, hello Kitty?" asked Roger, perplexed. Then Rallassa floated by, throwing down cheese nips into Roger's mouth.
"YUMMY CHEESE NIPS! GO CHEESE NIPS YEAH!" said Roger.
Then things got really weird...
A portal began opening up in the room...
"ROGER, WE NEED YOU TO SAVE OUR WORLD FROM CRETINS" said a voice.
One minute later after Roger was swirling around in a circle of flashing lights...
He found himself on the beach, on a lawn chair. Sitting next to him were two humanoid anthropormorphic anime like cat-girl beings.
"Hey Roger, to us! My full name is Bloomeelia, people call me Bloomy for short. I'm also known as the Cretin Banishing Cat Sorceress" said Bloomeelia, lifting a champagne glass to cling with Roger's drinking glass. Roger laughed and Bloomeelia giggled. Rallassa was jealous, and viewed Roger as stealing her friend away.
"I'm not lifting a glass to either of you freaks" said Rallassa, the other cat-girl. "Anyway, we thought we'd welcome you to our magical beach, and I have magically infused donuts that you never lose weight on" she added.
"COOL! I can't even imagine anything better than that...oh wait I totally can. You two are awesome" said Roger. Just then a band of maurading pirates showed up.
to be continued...