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Lucius was sitting alone in the death eater common room eating grapes. He actually tilted his head back and dropped the grape in his mouth like he was being fed the grapes. He was pretty into it so he didn't hear the footsteps when someone entered the room.
Narcissa stood there and watched him for a moment before she folded her arms across her chest and spoke, "What are you doing?"
Lucius startled and the grape he was dangling over his mouth fell to the ground, he closed his empty mouth, sat up and placed the bowl which was in his lap back on the side table, "N-Nothing... what, what, er, are you doing?"
Narcissa smirked and she went over to sit next to him. "Do you want someone to feed you grapes?" her husky voice purred as she reached over and placed some hair behind his ear. Lucius's eyes widened and he sputtered unsure of what to say.
"WHO ATE ALL THE GRAPES?" a loud booming voice shouted from kitchen.
Lucius gulped and Narcissa grinned, kissing her husband on the cheek before she turned and shouted back, "IN HERE, BELLA!"
Within seconds, Bellatrix entered the room wearing only red lingerie. She looked furious.
Lucius looked her up and down, "Interrupting something?"
"Yes Rudolphus and I were-"
Lucius held up a hand to interrupt, not wanting to hear.
"-we already have whipped cream all we need is the grapes"
Lucius and Narcissa cringed, "Thanks for that visual, Bella"
Bella gave a sarcastic sweet smile, "Any time, Cissy. Now which one of you ate all the grapes?"
"There is some left" Lucius voice sounded a little pouty.
"There had better be!"
"Better be what?" Snape asked as he entered the room, as soon as he entered the room he threw up a hand to block his vision with an exclamation of "Oh good lord!"
"Oh, shut up Snape, its not like you haven't seen the show before and if I recall you liked it"
Snape shuddered. And turned to leave the room.
"Now where are the grapes?" Bellatrix turned her attention back to Lucius. He pointed to a bowl and then recoiled away as she stomped over to get it. She picked up the bowl and her eyes were wide with anger, "Some left? There's only one bunch left, how hungry were you, ya pig?"
Lucius frowned and was about to say something but Narcissa tapped him and stopped him, "You know what, why don't we go to the store and buy you some more grapes, eh, Bella?"
"Yeah, you do that, and hurry up! Make sure they're the purple kind too!"
Narcissa gave a quick nod and grabbed Lucius's arm and disapperated away with a hiss of black smoke.
Alone, Bellatrix sighed and sat down on the couch, eating the rest of the grapes, Meanwhile back in the bedroom, Rudolphus was tied to the bed naked and covered in whipped cream, "Bella?" he called out weakly, wiggling in his ropes.