Chibi Tantei!!!
By MysticHakai24
THE BABYSITTER: Yuusuke!
"Why do I got to do it?!"
"Because you are the star of the show! Besides, you lost in Rock, Papers, Scissors..."
Chapter One:
Daytime-
Yuusuke yawned and looked at the clock. 7: 30. And no school. That's good. He shut his eyes for a moment and then opened them again, meeting with a pair of crimson eyes. "What the hell is-?"
A small, chibi Hiei jumped up and ran out of the room, screaming, "Yuu-kun said the H word! The H word! Ooooooh! He's in BIG trouble! Hell! Hell ! Hell! Heehee!"
Yuusuke blinked. "Wha-?" He then remembered. "Stupid MysticHakai24 made me the babysitter today. I hate today! Argh! I can't even enjoy one day that actually has no school!"
~ CRASH!!! ~
Yuusuke jumped up and ran out of the room only in his boxer shorts. He saw the lamp that use to be in the living room on the floor in a thousand pieces. Near it, a chibi Kuwa-chan was drinking a sake bottle that he had found on the floor.
"Sake! Sake! I luuuuuuuuuuuv sa~ake~" Kuwa-chan sung horribly.
Hiei-chan popped into the room with mini-katana in hand. "Shut the hell up, Kuwa! Hell! Heehee!" Hiei then ran back into the kitchen screaming "Hell! It's the H word! Hahaha!"
Yuusuke sweat-dropped. "Ooookay. I never knew that Hiei was so hyper as a kid."
"Sake! Sa~ake~" Kuwa-chan looked at his bottle of sake and found it empty to the last drop. Tears formed in his large black eyes. "Wah! No sake! No sake for Kuwa-chan! Me want sake! Sa~ake~"
"Kuwabara! No more sake, understood? It's bad for you!" Yuusuke scolded, feeling more mature for the first time in his life.
Kuwa-chan pouted. "Call me Kuwa-chan."
"First, Kuwabara-"
"Call me Kuwa-chan!" Kuwabara screeched. A car's windows broke outside.
Yuusuke nodded. "Okay. Kuwa-chan. How about we go into the kitchen and see if there is any leftover ramen, ne? Ne? And no more sake!" He looked around. "Hey! Where the hell-"
"Ooooh! Yuu-kun is a bad boy!" Kuwa-chan said, his eyes glittering in amusement and his mouth in a large grin. "Yuu-kun said the H word! Yuu-kun said the H word! Ooooh!"
Yuusuke slapped himself. "I mean, where in the three worlds is Hiei- chan and Kurama-chan?" he asked, making sure to skip over the word 'hell'. A scream suddenly answered his own question. Grabbing Kuwa-chan by the hand, Yuusuke ran into the kitchen.
Kurama-chan was standing on top of a small wooden chair, standing on his tiptoes almost. Hiei was on the floor, his back pressed lightly against the chair. He had his mini-katana ready to fight off the evil creature that dared tried to harm his Kurama.
My! The evil - mouse - was so threatening!
"Hey, Kuso Nezumi! (Kyou-kun: Hey that's my line! Kuso Nezumi! Yuki: Baka neko!)" Hiei cried, ignoring the voices of the two sixteen-year-old Sohmas from Fruits Basket. "Get the hell away from Kurama! You're not allowed to scare him! Roar!" Hiei bared his fangs.
The mouse had no idea what was going on.
Hiei, still thinking the evil mouse was a threat, let his right arm burn a little and before Yuusuke could stop him, the mouse was dead and fried on the floor of his kitchen.
"Yea! Hiei-chan! You saved me!" Kurama-chan jumped down from his chair and gave Hiei-chan a big hug. "And you said the H word! Ha!"
Yuusuke looked at the drunk Kuwa-chan, the dancing Hiei-chan and Kurama-chan, then glanced at the fried-up rat. "I think I'm gonna be sick..." he muttered hopelessly.
Noon
"Now sit here and be good lil chibis until Yuu-kun gets back with your food, okay?" Kuwa-chan, Hiei-chan, and Kurama-chan nodded eagerly, their stomachs as well. Yuusuke grinned. "All right then! You stay here and Yuu-kun will get Yukimara-san to cook your ramen! Now don't move! And no more saying he- I mean, the H word! It's bad! Very bad!"
Hiei-chan watched Yuu-kun run into the back of the Yukimara Ramen shop to get their lunches. "Hell," Hiei-chan muttered. Kuwa-chan and Hiei- chan cracked up.
"Oooh! Hiei-chan! You were so brave today!" Kurama-chan cried, giving Hiei-chan a big hug.
Hiei-chan's chest swelled up with pride, but he stopped before it popped and exploded. "Don't worry, Kurama-chan! Hiei-chan will protect you from anything! Because mouses are eeeeeeevil!"
"And veeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrry scaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrry!" Kuwa-chan added in a deep, spooky voice. Kurama-chan shrieked and began wailing. Kuwa- chan began laughing.
Hiei-chan tried to tell Kurama-chan that there was nothing scary about mouses, but he glared at Kuwa-chan instead. "You big dumb oaf! You made Kurama-chan cry! Now I'm gonna kill ya and then feed you to the demons in hell!"
Kuwa-chan looked horrifed. Then he realized something. "Ooooooh! Yuu- kun said not to say the H word and Hiei-chan just said it! Ooooh! I'm gonna tell! I'm gonna tell! hiei-chan is gonna be put in time's out forever!"
Yuusuke returned soon with three small, hot bowls of steaming ramen and...dumplings! Yum! "Here! This is for Hiei-chan! And this is for Kuwa- chan! And this is for Kurama-chan! Kurama-chan why are you crying?"
Kurama-chan sniffed and sobbed. "Yuu-kun? Are mouses scary?"
"Mouses?" Yuusuke echoed blankly. "Oh! Mice! No they aren't scary! Unless you like cheese or something 'cause then they like to teal your cheese!"
"Yuu-kun! Yuu-kun! Guess what? Guess what? Hiei-chan said the H word! He said the H word!" Kuwa-chan said, nearly dancing in excitement. "Is he gonna be punished? Huh? Huh? Will he be in time's out forever?"
Yuusuke sighed. "Just eat and we will talk about punishments later, okay? Now eat! And no more curse words. Please!"
"Yuu-kun?"
"Yes, Kurama-chan?"
"What are dumplings made out of?"
Yuusuke thought. "Dough skin and meat."
"Mouse meat?"
"..."
Kurama-chan stared at his dumplings in horror and screamed, causing all the attention to focus on him. "Dumplings are made of mouses meat! Eeek! Mouses are evil!"
Hiei-chan glared at his dumplings.
"No! No! Dumplings are not made of Mice meat, for goodness' sake!" Yuusuke cried, trying to calm Kurama-chan down.
Kurama-chan looked up with his wide, emerald eyes. "Then what kind of meat?"
Yuusuke looked nervous. "Er, shrimp! Yea! Shrimp!"
Hiei-chan sniffed. "Stop teasing me!"
"Yuu-kun wasn't teasing you, Hiei-chan. It's just that it's shrimp inside the dumpling! Not mouses meat! Isn't that cool?" Kurama-chan was so happy now.
"..." A pause. "I guess so..."
Kuwa-chan tugged at Yuu-kun's pants. "Yuu-kun? I just remembered something..."
Yuusuke gave an exasperated sigh and smiled. "Wh~at, Kuwa-chan?!"
"I'm allergic to ramen."
Yuusuke threw his arms in the air. "Damn! Damn! Damn!"
Kuwa-chan, Hiei-chan, and Kurama-chan all looked at each other and grinned before crying out together at the same time, "Ooooh! Yuu-kun said the D word! Yuu-kun said the D word! Damn! Damn! Damn! Heeheeheehee!"
Yuusuke practically fainted from embarrassment.
* * *
So? What do you think for my first humor fic? My first real humor fic? Good? Bad? Stinks? Anyhow, the next BABYSITTER is...
"Rock! Papers! Scissors! Shoot!"
Kuwabara- Rock!
Hiei- Scissors!
Kurama- Scissors!
The next BABYSITTER is: Kuwabara! Suggestions are always welcomed! Please review! Arigatou!
By MysticHakai24
THE BABYSITTER: Yuusuke!
"Why do I got to do it?!"
"Because you are the star of the show! Besides, you lost in Rock, Papers, Scissors..."
Chapter One:
Daytime-
Yuusuke yawned and looked at the clock. 7: 30. And no school. That's good. He shut his eyes for a moment and then opened them again, meeting with a pair of crimson eyes. "What the hell is-?"
A small, chibi Hiei jumped up and ran out of the room, screaming, "Yuu-kun said the H word! The H word! Ooooooh! He's in BIG trouble! Hell! Hell ! Hell! Heehee!"
Yuusuke blinked. "Wha-?" He then remembered. "Stupid MysticHakai24 made me the babysitter today. I hate today! Argh! I can't even enjoy one day that actually has no school!"
~ CRASH!!! ~
Yuusuke jumped up and ran out of the room only in his boxer shorts. He saw the lamp that use to be in the living room on the floor in a thousand pieces. Near it, a chibi Kuwa-chan was drinking a sake bottle that he had found on the floor.
"Sake! Sake! I luuuuuuuuuuuv sa~ake~" Kuwa-chan sung horribly.
Hiei-chan popped into the room with mini-katana in hand. "Shut the hell up, Kuwa! Hell! Heehee!" Hiei then ran back into the kitchen screaming "Hell! It's the H word! Hahaha!"
Yuusuke sweat-dropped. "Ooookay. I never knew that Hiei was so hyper as a kid."
"Sake! Sa~ake~" Kuwa-chan looked at his bottle of sake and found it empty to the last drop. Tears formed in his large black eyes. "Wah! No sake! No sake for Kuwa-chan! Me want sake! Sa~ake~"
"Kuwabara! No more sake, understood? It's bad for you!" Yuusuke scolded, feeling more mature for the first time in his life.
Kuwa-chan pouted. "Call me Kuwa-chan."
"First, Kuwabara-"
"Call me Kuwa-chan!" Kuwabara screeched. A car's windows broke outside.
Yuusuke nodded. "Okay. Kuwa-chan. How about we go into the kitchen and see if there is any leftover ramen, ne? Ne? And no more sake!" He looked around. "Hey! Where the hell-"
"Ooooh! Yuu-kun is a bad boy!" Kuwa-chan said, his eyes glittering in amusement and his mouth in a large grin. "Yuu-kun said the H word! Yuu-kun said the H word! Ooooh!"
Yuusuke slapped himself. "I mean, where in the three worlds is Hiei- chan and Kurama-chan?" he asked, making sure to skip over the word 'hell'. A scream suddenly answered his own question. Grabbing Kuwa-chan by the hand, Yuusuke ran into the kitchen.
Kurama-chan was standing on top of a small wooden chair, standing on his tiptoes almost. Hiei was on the floor, his back pressed lightly against the chair. He had his mini-katana ready to fight off the evil creature that dared tried to harm his Kurama.
My! The evil - mouse - was so threatening!
"Hey, Kuso Nezumi! (Kyou-kun: Hey that's my line! Kuso Nezumi! Yuki: Baka neko!)" Hiei cried, ignoring the voices of the two sixteen-year-old Sohmas from Fruits Basket. "Get the hell away from Kurama! You're not allowed to scare him! Roar!" Hiei bared his fangs.
The mouse had no idea what was going on.
Hiei, still thinking the evil mouse was a threat, let his right arm burn a little and before Yuusuke could stop him, the mouse was dead and fried on the floor of his kitchen.
"Yea! Hiei-chan! You saved me!" Kurama-chan jumped down from his chair and gave Hiei-chan a big hug. "And you said the H word! Ha!"
Yuusuke looked at the drunk Kuwa-chan, the dancing Hiei-chan and Kurama-chan, then glanced at the fried-up rat. "I think I'm gonna be sick..." he muttered hopelessly.
Noon
"Now sit here and be good lil chibis until Yuu-kun gets back with your food, okay?" Kuwa-chan, Hiei-chan, and Kurama-chan nodded eagerly, their stomachs as well. Yuusuke grinned. "All right then! You stay here and Yuu-kun will get Yukimara-san to cook your ramen! Now don't move! And no more saying he- I mean, the H word! It's bad! Very bad!"
Hiei-chan watched Yuu-kun run into the back of the Yukimara Ramen shop to get their lunches. "Hell," Hiei-chan muttered. Kuwa-chan and Hiei- chan cracked up.
"Oooh! Hiei-chan! You were so brave today!" Kurama-chan cried, giving Hiei-chan a big hug.
Hiei-chan's chest swelled up with pride, but he stopped before it popped and exploded. "Don't worry, Kurama-chan! Hiei-chan will protect you from anything! Because mouses are eeeeeeevil!"
"And veeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrry scaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrry!" Kuwa-chan added in a deep, spooky voice. Kurama-chan shrieked and began wailing. Kuwa- chan began laughing.
Hiei-chan tried to tell Kurama-chan that there was nothing scary about mouses, but he glared at Kuwa-chan instead. "You big dumb oaf! You made Kurama-chan cry! Now I'm gonna kill ya and then feed you to the demons in hell!"
Kuwa-chan looked horrifed. Then he realized something. "Ooooooh! Yuu- kun said not to say the H word and Hiei-chan just said it! Ooooh! I'm gonna tell! I'm gonna tell! hiei-chan is gonna be put in time's out forever!"
Yuusuke returned soon with three small, hot bowls of steaming ramen and...dumplings! Yum! "Here! This is for Hiei-chan! And this is for Kuwa- chan! And this is for Kurama-chan! Kurama-chan why are you crying?"
Kurama-chan sniffed and sobbed. "Yuu-kun? Are mouses scary?"
"Mouses?" Yuusuke echoed blankly. "Oh! Mice! No they aren't scary! Unless you like cheese or something 'cause then they like to teal your cheese!"
"Yuu-kun! Yuu-kun! Guess what? Guess what? Hiei-chan said the H word! He said the H word!" Kuwa-chan said, nearly dancing in excitement. "Is he gonna be punished? Huh? Huh? Will he be in time's out forever?"
Yuusuke sighed. "Just eat and we will talk about punishments later, okay? Now eat! And no more curse words. Please!"
"Yuu-kun?"
"Yes, Kurama-chan?"
"What are dumplings made out of?"
Yuusuke thought. "Dough skin and meat."
"Mouse meat?"
"..."
Kurama-chan stared at his dumplings in horror and screamed, causing all the attention to focus on him. "Dumplings are made of mouses meat! Eeek! Mouses are evil!"
Hiei-chan glared at his dumplings.
"No! No! Dumplings are not made of Mice meat, for goodness' sake!" Yuusuke cried, trying to calm Kurama-chan down.
Kurama-chan looked up with his wide, emerald eyes. "Then what kind of meat?"
Yuusuke looked nervous. "Er, shrimp! Yea! Shrimp!"
Hiei-chan sniffed. "Stop teasing me!"
"Yuu-kun wasn't teasing you, Hiei-chan. It's just that it's shrimp inside the dumpling! Not mouses meat! Isn't that cool?" Kurama-chan was so happy now.
"..." A pause. "I guess so..."
Kuwa-chan tugged at Yuu-kun's pants. "Yuu-kun? I just remembered something..."
Yuusuke gave an exasperated sigh and smiled. "Wh~at, Kuwa-chan?!"
"I'm allergic to ramen."
Yuusuke threw his arms in the air. "Damn! Damn! Damn!"
Kuwa-chan, Hiei-chan, and Kurama-chan all looked at each other and grinned before crying out together at the same time, "Ooooh! Yuu-kun said the D word! Yuu-kun said the D word! Damn! Damn! Damn! Heeheeheehee!"
Yuusuke practically fainted from embarrassment.
* * *
So? What do you think for my first humor fic? My first real humor fic? Good? Bad? Stinks? Anyhow, the next BABYSITTER is...
"Rock! Papers! Scissors! Shoot!"
Kuwabara- Rock!
Hiei- Scissors!
Kurama- Scissors!
The next BABYSITTER is: Kuwabara! Suggestions are always welcomed! Please review! Arigatou!