A/N: All dialogue, Mal and Kaylee. Beta read by jackwabbit.
"KAYLEE!"
"Yeah, Cap'n?"
"Why is there sheep dung in my ruttin' engine room?"
"Aw, don't be mad, Cap'n..."
"I'm mad, Kaylee! This is my mad face!"
"Was just about to clean it up..."
"Well, that's just shiny, but where in the ruttin' hell did it come from?"
"Ain't what you think, Cap'n..."
"Right now I'm thinkin' there's a sheep somewhere on my gorram boat. You tellin' me I'm mistaken?"
"Only a baby one, Cap'n. Got a sore leg, the poor little thing. Simon's just patchin' it up in the infirmary and then I'm gonna give it back, I swear!"
"...DOCTOR!"