Yay! Episode 257-494 (a.k.a. Don't Touch that Dial) was funny. I used to not own the Teen Titans, but thanks to Control Freak now I do, the three girls anyway. I also don't own any of the other things that are featured in this fic. No, just my OC and an anime DVD.
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Don't Touch My Popcorn……
(In the dimly-lit jail room where you question people-place)
Control Freak: strapped to a chair
AgentM: Hello Control Freak! I'm a big fan! I am MissingNO.v.3.0 here to question you so you can be thrown in jail and you will never be seen from again!
Control Freak: You will never make me talk!
AgentM: is surprised Wow that was almost villain-y.
Control Freak: whimpers Aren't I a villain?
AgentM: To the viewing public it seems you are nothing more than a nuisance….
Control Freak: I did not do it!
AgentM: Do what?
Control Freak: Go into a T.V with the Titans to destroy them with my remote!
AgentM: is calm We can do this the easy way or the hard way….
AgentM: stuff doesn't last long Tell me where you hid the remote so I can get on with the fic!
Control Freak: Where all lost remotes are!
AgentM: Gasp!
Control Freak: Gasp!
AgentM: Gasp!
Control Freak: Meow!
AgentM: In Under the Couch Land!
Control Freak: a.k.a. Never(give it to your sibling)land!
AgentM: stands up Pixie Dust Me!
Tinkerbell: pops up and showers Mv.3.0 with sparkly powder
AgentM: A-Choo! Up, Up and Away! flies out through a conveniently placed hole in the ceiling
(the sky)
AgentM: tune of Hero-Guy on Sesame Street if you don't know it then it's kind of similar to Indiana Jones, I noticed
She's a fanfiction writer! She's obsessed!
She's a fanfiction writer! She's obsessed!
And her name is….. (dum, da, da, dum, dum, dum)
Obsessed fanfiction writer!
(Titans Tower)
Star: Robin, Cy, and BB are on the vacation-ing and taking luau and not in this fic!
Rae: Star, who're you talking to?
Star: Nevermind…. Terra's here to, for whatever the reason!
Terra: in Terra-like fashion Hi!
Rae: Guys, there's trouble in Cook's Electronics, stop being so weird!
Terra: Great! I need more anime DVD's!
Rae: mumbles which are nothing like the manga….
Star: Up! Up! And away!
Everyone: flies off
(Cook's Electronics)
Titans Girls: shopping for anime DVD's
Terra: This is one big foot-rest! sits on giant remote
Star: Doesn't that appear like…
Rae: Control Freak's freaky remote! Terra don't-
Titans Girls: are zapped into TV
AgentM: laughing in the background Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Goth Boi: Hey that was almost villain-y…..
AgentM: sends Goth Boi into TV too
(In TV)
Rae: Oh no! Not again!
Terra: Say whaddie?
Star: Last time the Control Freak sent us into various television shows to manipulate us!
Rae: Oops! He did it again!
AgentM: I don't think so!
Titans: Who are you?
AgentM: Just a fan! Now submit to my will!
Rae: What will?
AgentM: I don't know, maybe the one where I gave all my money to the company that produces Aqualad plushies…. presses button on remote
Titans: Nooo! disappear
AgentM: What horrors await the Titans? pauses How should I know? memorizes TV listing
(In Lizzie McGuire)
Lizzie: My parents are killing me! My brother is annoying me! I'm struggling in school! Kate is so popular! My life is a mess! gets frustrated I should just eat dirt!
Gordo: Lizzie, life is not all that bad.
Lizzie: Never mind with the dirt! I should just be a celebrity Pop-Singer!
Miranda: wide eyed look
Titans: appear
Lizzie and Co: more wide eyed looks
Star: Where are we?
Terra: Hey we're in Lizzie McGuire! suddenly goes psycho Hilary Duff I love you!
Rae: wide eyed look
Lizzie: Who's Hilary Duff?
AgentM: appears
Rae: You know this isn't so bad….
AgentM: OH yeah?
Suddenly commercials pour in including….
JessieMcCartney: Because you live!
AgentM: Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha! laughs and covers ears with ear plugs
Titans: don't get it
AgentM: sees them unaffected Why are you not bursting into flames or screaming in pain or getting nausea?
Titans: still don't get it
AgentM: Curses! The screeching fan-boy music is unaffecting you! sends them somewhere else
(In Yugioh)
Yami: I will destroy you Marik!
Marik: Kaplooie! (randomness)
Rae: What is this show again…."Stu-pi-doh"?
Terra: No this is Yugioh! Yay-ness! glomps Marik
Star: glomps Ryou
AgentM: Step away from the bishounen, titans, before I sick my 'McCartney on you!
TerraStar: whimpers
AgentM: Step one of my plan of evil…. grabs Marik and Ryou Kidnap the bishounen for myself!
TerraStar: Noooooooo!
Rae: ….
AgentM: disappears with an evil laugh
TerraStar: The fiend! Now, we're angry….
Rae: …..
Titans: jump into next screen
(In Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi)
AgentM: Let's take an awkward moment of silence, please….
Ami: …..
Star: …..
Yumi: …..
Terra: ……
Kaz: ...
Rae: …..
AgentM: …thank you…
(In Totally Spies)
Terra: I love this show!
Rae: Do you love every show or something?
Terra: I just watch a lot of T.V with BB, sometimes.
Rae: sniffle
Star: Did you just sniffle?
Rae: No I didn't!
Titans: fall down a hole Waaaah!
Sam: Who was that?
Alex: Like, no clue…
Clover: I think I've seen them before… like, when I was seven. And I was trapped in some heart thingie and this green guy saved me, but there was this scary girl who looked just like the blue-caped girl that disappeared but in a white cape….
Sam: …
Terra: Where are we now?….
Star: On a boat….
Rae: In the ocean….
Star: On a small boat….
Rae: With annoying theme music playing….
Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun
Jaws: pops up to eat yummy sugar-coated Titans
Star: somehow drops a plate of Glorg in the shark's mouth
Jaws: Urk…. coughs up Scooby and Shaggy
Scooby and Shaggy: Get us outta here!
Rae: Urg…Too weird…
Terra: Now where are we?
Star: In the jungle…
Rae: In a swampy lake….
Star: Where it is really quiet…..
Rae: Where is the annoying theme music?
Terra: Should we be making this much noise?
Anaconda: lunges out of the water and swallows Raven
Star: Raven!
Terra: Woo-hoo!
Star: What?
Terra: Ohh…nothing….
Anaconda: stomach starts gurgling and in an echoed voice says Azarath Metreon Zinthos and… Kaplooie! it explodes
Rae: standing in Anaconda yuck-ka
Star: yuck-ka…
Terra: yuck-ka…..
AgentM: yuck-ka….
Rae: I'll get you for this….
Rae: I had enough of this right now!
AgentM: Wha-What?
Rae: grabs remote EXPECTO PATRONUM!
AgentM: What? explodes
Rae: gets splattered by pieces of Mv.3.0 What! realizes that pieces are really sugar
AgentM: appears Ha! I knew you'd put your Harry Potter knowledge to use so I made this sculptor of sugar!
Rae: Drat?
AgentM: smiles Better luck next time! disappears
(In Pokemon)
Star: is hugging a pikachu…..
Pikachu: Pika?
Star: Star-a?
Pikachu: Pik-a…Chuuuu! electrocutes Star-a
Star-a: has X eyes
Rae: …..return? holds out a pokeball which contains the Star-a
Terra: Terr-a?
AgentM: Missing-a?
Rae: Oh for the love of Azar….
(In Yu Yu Hakusho)
AgentM: kidnapping Kurama and Hiei to sell in the otaku black market
Yusuke: What are you doing?
AgentM: motions to text above
Yusuke: oh…..
Kuwabara: You don't care?...
AgentM: Nope! He's got major punk-age….actually he might sell better than I thought… adds Yusuke to the shopping cart with Kurama and Hiei
Rae: Stop kidnapping the bishounen!
Kuwabara: thinking (it's a wonder) Why isn't she kidnapping me?...
AgentM: I might when your friends stop glomp-ing them!
Star: currently glomping on a Kurama
Terra: currently glomping on a Hiei
Rae: strikes them with a dark lightning bolt
StarTerra: are hurt
Hiei: is currently staring at Rae with a strange look
Rae: Stop staring at me with a strange look! exchanges another strange look
AgentM: strange-looking herself in a mirror for writing such randomness What brought me to such shipper evil?
(In Fairly Odd Parents because I'm watching too much anime)
Star: I'm Starfire!
Terra: I'm Terra!
StarTerra: And we're……!
Rae: ….thoroughly lame….
Jorgon Von Strangle: Von strangles all the fairies and titans and fanfiction writers
Rae: Let's get out of here!
AgentM: before we all leave Cosmo's so cute!
(American Idol)
Starfire: sings a very loud edition of a Tamaranian Folk Song
Randy: Yo!
Paula: Awww… she's so cute…
Simon: …..
Rae: What are you doing this time?
AgentM: My newest evil plan, I will judge the judges!
Terra: That's lame…
Starfire: singing breaks windows and starts earthquake
Everyone: runs out
(In Amazing Race)
AgentM: On the last episode of the Amazing Race, Terra came across some difficulties with a certain monkey…
Terra: Ahhhh Get the monkey off me! Get if off me!
AgentM: And there was some cultural problems…
Tour Guide: If you look to the left you will see the Great Wall!
Star: What is left?
Tour Guide: Now let's hop into the tour bus!
Star: What's a bus?
Tour Guide: Are you mentally retarded or something?
Star: is confused (so cute)
AgentM: And there was a lot of arguing…..
Rae: in car with Titans We were supposed to turn there!
Terra: No we turn at the next exit!
Rae: No, we missed the turn!
Terra: No, we didn't! points to map
Rae: You have the map backwards! And you're driving the car with your feet!
Terra: …there's an interesting story to that….
Titans: get to the finishing point
AgentM: Teen Titans…I'm sorry to tell you this…..but you have been eliminated from the race…..
Titans: Awww…
AgentM: Good news is, the fic is not over yet!
Titans: Noooooo!
Rae: Let me try it again…EXPECTO PATRONUM!
AgentM: Ok you got me!
Terra: Reallly?
AgentM: Yeah I give up…my fingers hurt from typing….
Rae: Oh…cool…
Star: So you'll send us home…
Rae: You do know your going to jail….
AgentM: Free anime DVD's on me!
Terra: She's good!
AgentM: Yep! Let's go home!
All: disappear
Goth Boi: Where am I?
Jaws: eats at Goth Boi
Goth Boi: THE END!
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