A/N: All dialogue, Mal and Simon. Beta read by the amazing jackwabbit.
"You wanna drive?"
"I... I'm not sure I know how."
"You tryin' to tell me you can do brain surgery, but you can't drive a mule?"
"Well... it's just that I never..."
"It's easy. I'll teach you. Get on."
"Are you sure? I mean..."
"What? You ain't scared are ya?"
"No."
"Don't wanna get dust on them pretty threads a' yours? That it?"
"Well, now that you mention it..."
"Get on."
A/N: This is my first attempt at writing in this style. Please let me know what you think!