Yumi: This is a non-serious story, so read at your own risk!
Hm, I think I'll do Eve first.
Eve, a upper-class Nasod, was once called 'Da Little Biatch of Nasods' when Humans n' Nasod coexisted up in Ancient Elrios. Da times was laid back n' they hit dat shiznit side by side wit they creators. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha street is dat tha reign of prosperitizzle was fleeting, as tha juice of El fuckin started ta weaken. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Nasod civilization declined without its juice source. They sought help from tha Humans yo, but they was denied help, n' tha war of Nasod n' Humans fuckin started. Years passed wit tha Humans ballin tha ancient war but all up in tha same time diminishin tha Elz juice n' shit. Only all dem ancient Nasodz survived tha war n' juiced it up back tha fuck into they preservation capsules.
For thousandz of years, Eve was preserved up in her capsule unit ta avoid tha catastrophe until a El fragment flew tha fuck into dat shit. Eve raised up ta only smoke up dat dat biiiiatch was stranded ridin' solo up in dis freshly smoked up present time. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch gathered her remainin juice n' ancient knowledge ta revive Mackdaddy Nasod n' tha Nasod race fo' realz. After all, a biatch cannot be without a mackdaddy n' Eve understood dat best.
Years passed n' Mackdaddy Nasod was on a mission ta continue tha ancient war wit tha humans yo. Dude n' his wild lil' followers had become corrupted n' no longer bigged up Eve. In tha midst of tha war, a lil' red-haired pimp n' his wild lil' playaz destroyed tha last remainz of Evez race n' ended Mackdaddy Nasodz game. Once again, Eve is left stranded n' ridin' solo up in dis present time as though her efforts was meaningless. Not all hope is lost son! Eve decides ta regain tha juice of El n' hopes ta revive her race once again. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch decides ta follow tha red-haired pimp n' his wild lil' playaz ta find tha El Shardz n' revive her race. Well shiiiit, it was, afta all, tha last time a funky-ass pimp holla'd da thug wanted ta be her playa yo, but it ain't no stoppin cause I be still poppin'.
Yumi: Okai, tell me in a p.m. who you want next! :D
Eve: Yumi, i'm gonna kill you. -_-
Yumi: *Trollface* I should leave now.
Eve: GET BACK HERE!