~Naruto Found Love
As Naruto followed the path he usually took from his house, he pondered on life.
"Why do I exist without another?"
"What do I live for now that everything is gone?"
Going back in time three years prior to this moment, after the war, Orochimaru came back to life and set off a stink bomb so powerful that the entire human population disintegrated. That is…the entire human population except Naruto.
Back to Naruto, he said hello to the flowers like he did every morning, said hello to the trees, and said hello to the grass. For three years Naruto repeated this pattern. For three years. THREE YEARS. Naruto couldn't take it anymore. He was going crazy. All he did was speak to his shadow clones. He would transform them in to different people. Sakura. Sasuke. Hinata. Even Akamaru when he was making things interesting. It just wasn't the same. He need real human contact; he needed real human touch. He just wanted to hear a real human voice.
As Naruto continued on his endless walk, he heard a faint noise.
"-insert faint murmur here".
Naruto kept walking until a thought stopped him in his track.
"That sounds almost…..HUMAN!"
HUMAN! He rejoiced as he raced towards the noise. The sound led him to a hole in the ground about 929e35848758392759225 meters deep. Using his ninja skills and chakra that had only been used for picking the weed around town, Naruto summoned as many shadow clones as possible.
"HUZZAH! WE ARE BEING USED FOR SOMETHINGO OTHER THAN GARDENING!" "FINALLY I'M NOT BEING CALLED TO BE SAKURA IN LINGIERIE AGAIN!" "ARE WE GONNA GET FED TODAY?!" "WHY IS MY ARM MISSING?!"
The voice of the shadow clones filled the air as they held stood on top of each other and lowered each other down the hole. The real Naruto stood on top as he watched the progress. He could feel someone climbing up and up each of his clones. He could feel it. He could almost taste it.
Someone's head was speaking through. He could see a dark cloak of hair covering someone's face.
HINATA! No. Too dark. KURENAI! No. Too not wavy. CHOJI! No. Too feminine.
As the face came out of the whole, his mouth gaped open. She was beautiful. She was gorgeous. She was Konan. He couldn't believe it. Someone so beautiful still existed. He didn't have much contact with her in the past but he always found her so gorgeous it was out of this world. He had a small crush/obsession/fixation with her but he had always tried to force it down.
"N-n-naruto.."
Her voice creaked as she stepped closer and closer to him. She stared at him as she walked and he stared back as he stood there in shock. Every step felt like a year for Naruto. He couldn't believe that a human finally existed. A human was still living. Finally Konan was in front of his face. He could do nothing but stutter.
"but…how….i….what…"
Konan smiled as replied to his stutter.
"I was behind Orochimaru when the ground underneath me opened. I don't know how it happened but next thing I knew I was stuck in a hole. It was so deep I couldn't climb out. I survived on the grass and occasional ants that found its way in my hole."
Naruto couldn't contain himself. He did what he was thinking he would do to any life form that would ever somehow survive. Even if it was Pakkun.
He kissed her.
She kissed back.
He ignored that she had been in a hole for like three years and didn't have a proper bath or brushing of teeth in you know…three years. He was happy for a human.
He was happy for a person.
He was happy he found love.
A/N: I have no idea what I was on when I wrote this. Sugar rush. :D