TUFF's House Party

Alright. This was a request by DAVECARTOONS. I don't own any of the characters, except for Roz Katswell. The TUFF agents decide to have a large party. Please relax, read, & review!

It was a cool summer day in Petropolis. The winds was blowing from the North. Birds were singing in the trees, annoying the hell out of people and shit like that. Enough of that, let's see what the TUFF agents are up to.

It shows TUFF agents; Kitty Katswell and her two partners; Dudley Puppy and her twin sister Roz Katswell. They were training in the Ultra Real Weapons Room.

Kitty was using her MK 19 Grenade Launcher on some targets.

She, Roz, & Dudley had on some military armor with the name 'TUFF' on it.

She aims the grenade launcher at a dummy black van with the letters; 'DOOM' on it.

The wheels on the van started spinning and a wooden version of Snaptrap comes from the driver's side.

"Hahahahaha!" the fake Snaptrap said. "You can't get me, TUFF agents!"

"Oh, yeah!?" Kitty asks as she aims the grenade launcher at the van. "LAUGH AT THIS!"

She shoots off the grenade launcher. A 40mm grenade hits the van, blowing it up to pieces.

The fake Snaptrap head lands next to her. It was smoking.

Kitty smiles with self satisfaction.

"Who's laughing now, Snaptrap?" she asks with a smile on her face.

"Good one, Kitty!" Dudley said. "That's showing ole Snaptrap!"

"Thank you, Dudley!" Kitty said.

Roz had her HK GMG grenade launcher aimed at a fake Birdbrain cutout.

"Victory is mines!" it said. "Mwhahahahahahaha!"

"I don't think so!" Roz said as she shoots off her grenade launcher at the cutout. "See you in hell!"

The cutout explodes into tiny pieces.

"HA!" Roz said. "Check & mate!"

"Good one, Rozzie!" Dudley said.

"I love training in here!" Kitty said.

"Me too, Kitty!" Roz said as she aims her grenade launcher at another cutout.

This time, the cutout was Maury.

"You ARE the father!" the Maury cutout said.

Roz blasts it to bits.

"You ARE destroyed!" she said as she turns to Kitty. "It's too bad, that the Chief doesn't allow us to actually to use these out on the beat!"

"Yeah." Kitty said. "At least with these, villains don't stand a chance against us!"

"Yeah!" Dudley said as he picks up a grenade. "Especially with these weird pineapples!"

He then takes a bite from it.

"Oww! My teeth!" Dudley hollers as he takes out the pin from the grenade.

"Oh shit, Dudley!" Kitty shouted. "You took the pin out from the grenade! Gimme that!"

Then she takes the grenade and throws it outside.

The grenade explodes.

"That was close, sis!" Roz said as she takes off her helmet.

Kitty frowns at Dudley.

Dudley smiles sheepishly.

"Sorry, Kitty." he said.

"Oh, Dudley." Kitty started. "What are we gonna do with you?"

Then Keswick walks in all burned.

"Cough! Who ordered a e-extra crispy K-Keswick?" he asks before he faints to the floor.

"Look Kitty & Rozzie!" Dudley pointed out. "Keswick fainted!"

"He always faint, Duds." Roz said. "Mainly over a stupid reason!"

"Yeah." Kitty said. "He's a wuss. Alright. Our training session is over for the day!"

"I think, it's time for our break now!" Roz said.

"Yeah!" Kitty said. "Let's go!"

Then the TUFF trio goes to the break room, leaving a burnted Keswick unconscious on the floor.

In the break room.

The TUFF trio was talking about what they were going to do tonight.

"Well, today's Friday." Kitty said. "So, are you guys planning on doing anything?"

"Well, I'm planning on going to the movies." Roz said.

"And I'm planning on going to Phil's house and play poker!" Dudley said. "The same thing I do, every Friday!"

"Mmmmm?" Kitty wonders.

Roz turns to her.

"What are you thinking about, sis?" she asks her.

But before, Kitty can reply. The Chief comes in on his portable monitor on wheels.

"Agents Puppy & Katswells!" he said before he was interrupted by Roz.

"Why do you always Dudley's name first?" she asks him. "Me & Kitty are more experienced than Dudley. So, we should go first!"

"Okay." the Chief said and he clears his throat. "Agents Katswells and Puppy."

"That's better." Roz said with a smile on her face.

"I am planning on having a party tonight." the Chief started. "And I wonder, if you guys wanted to come?"

"It depends." Kitty said. "It's not gonna be one of those boring fancy smhancy parties, are they?"

"No." the Chief said. "This is gonna be a office party held here!"

"An office party!?" Dudley exclaims. "I just love office parties, Kitty!"

"I know you do, Dudley." Kitty said. "Um, I'm pretty busy to join, Chief. I've gotta go help my mom with her taco shopping! Yeah!"

"Oh come on, Katswell." the Chief said. "This office party isn't gonna suck or whatever you kids call something that's lame. This office party is gonna be bad-ass!"

"Chief." Roz started. "The only way this party is gonna be bad-ass is; for me to supply the music and be the DJ."

"Okay, Agent Rozzie." the Chief said. "You'll be in charge of music!"

"Sweet!" Roz said.

"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "This party is gonna rule with Rozzie doing the music!"

"And we're gonna be our food from; H,B,+D's Catering too!" the Chief added.

"I love H,B,+D's Catering food, Kitty!" Dudley exclaims as he shakes Kitty.

"I know you do, Dudley!" Kitty said. "Now put me down!"

"Oh! Sorry, Kitty!" Dudley said as he sets her down.

Kitty turns to the Chief.

"Okay, Chief." Kitty said. "I'm in!"

"Alright, Agent Katswell." the Chief said. "The party starts at 9:00. Got it, everyone?"

"Crystal!" the TUFF trio said in unison.

"Good." the Chief said. "This party is gonna be unforgettable!"

"Is everyone invited, Chief?" Kitty asks. "Even Tammy?"

"Yes Agent Katswell." the Chief replies. "Tammy and even Keswick is invited."

"That's nice." Dudley said. "Tammy's one cool sexy rabbit. And Keswick's alright, when he's not torturing us with some boring lecture."

"Yeah!" Roz said. "And why does he stutter? Is he a fucking idiot?"

"He must be, Rozzie." Kitty replies.

"Ha!" the Chief laughs. "Good one, Katswells!"

"Thanks, Chief!" the Katswell twins said.

Then an alarm goes off.

"Oh shit!" the Chief said. "We've got an emergency! Petropolis First National Bank is being robbed by DOOM! Agents; Katswell, Puppy & Katswell. You three go out and stop them!"

"Oh boy!" Dudley said. "The bank is by Schultz's Sandwiches!"

"We're on it, Chief!" Kitty said with a determined look on her face.

"Yeah!" Roz added.

Then the TUFF trio go to the vacuum that leads to the TUFF garage.

At Petropolis First National Bank.

DOOM was holding up the bank.

"Alright people!" Snaptrap shouted. "Gimme all of your smiley face stickers and free ice cream! Make sure I get strawberry!"

"Uh, boss. Wouldn't it be wise, if we take all of the money instead?" Ollie asks.

"Yeah." Francisco said. "Money's better than smile face stickers & strawberry ice cream."

"Fuck the money!" Snaptrap sniffs. "I want my stickers and ice cream!"

Larry rolls his eyes.

"That's our mastermind of this company." he said sarcastically.

Then the TUFF trio busts in with their weapons drawned.

"Freeze, DOOM!" Kitty shouted as she, Roz & Dudley cocks their weapons.

Snaptrap turns to them.

"Oh shit! It's the good guys!" he said as he rolls his eyes crazily.

"I'll stop them, boss!" Francisco said as he aims his net gun at them.

He shoots off a net, which nets up the three TUFF agents.

"Now I know how a tuna feels!" Dudley said stupidly.

"Ha! Good one, Francisco!" Snaptrap said as the bank teller gives him the smiley face stickers and ice cream. "Now to make off with our loot!"

"Ha! Snaptrap and his assholes as so damn stupid!" Roz said.

"Yeah!" Kitty said. "We can very easily get out of this trap!"

Then the Katswell twins extracts their claws and slash the net up.

"Easy like butter!" Kitty said.

"Yep!" Roz said as she aims her blaster as Snaptrap. "You're going to jail, fucker!"

"Oh, yeah?" Snaptrap asks as he licks his ice cream. "Get them, boys!"

Then Ollie, Francisco & Larry attacks the TUFF trio.

Kitty turns to Roz & Dudley.

"Dudley. You get the whimp, while Roz & me get the other two!" she said.

"Right!" Dudley said.

Then he goes over towards Larry as Roz & Kitty runs towards Ollie & Francisco.

Kitty throws a brutal punch at Francisco's face.

"HA!" she shouted.

Roz grabs Ollie by his throat and slams against the wall.

"TAKE THIS, FUCKING GOOD FOR NOTHING!" she shouted as she slams his body.

"AHHHHHHH!" Ollie shouted.

Dudley gives Larry a brutal Puppy Punch.

"My face!" Larry cries.

"Shut up!" Dudley said as elbows him in the face, thus knocking his unconscious.

"AHHHHHHH! My arm!" Francisco cries as Kitty was twisting her arm good.

"HI-YA!" Kitty shouted as she flips him over.

A crack was heard.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!" Francisco cries out in pain.

Kitty puts her handcuffs on his wrists.

"That's what you get for messing around with a Katswell!" she said.

Roz slams Ollie's body down on the ground and pins him while she takes out her handcuffs.

"Pretty nice show, madam!" Ollie said, asskissing like usual.

"Tell me something, I don't know!" Roz said as she puts her handcuffs on his wrists. "Good show on your part for making it easy on me, by not fighting!"

Kitty then turns her attention to Snaptrap.

"Time to get the stupid rat!" she said.

"Who's the stupid rat?" Snaptrap asks. "I hope, she's not talking about me? Because, I'm the smartest rat I know!"

"God! Your voice is so annoying!" Roz said. "Let's just get him!"

Then the TUFF trio pounces onto him and started beating the hell out of him.

"AHHHHHHHH!" Snaptrap hollers.

Then Kitty & Roz put on their handcuffs on him.

"Snaptrap." Kitty started. "You're under arrest for causing a scene, disturbing the peace, robbing the bank."

"And for being so damn stupid!" Roz added.

"Yeah!" Dudley said.

Then the TUFF trio threw DOOM and Snaptrap into the TUFF paddy wagon.

"I will, plot my revenge!" Snaptrap shouted.

"Ah, shut the fuck up!" Kitty said as she threw a small rock at him.

The rock hits him.

"Hahahaha! Good throw, sis!" Roz exclaims.

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "Smart one, Kitty!"

Kitty smiles.

"Thanks, guys!" she said.

Then the Chief calls on Roz's wrist communicator.

"Agents; Katswells & Puppy. Did you stop Snaptrap?" he asks.

"We sure did, Chief!" Kitty said.

"We did a number on them!" Roz added.

"That's nice, agents!" the Chief said with a smile on his face. "Just for the hard work. You three will get to have the rest of the day off!"

"YAY!" the TUFF trio exclaims happily. "Thanks, Chief!"

"See you three at the party later!" the Chief said. "I'm gonna go get ready!"

Then the feed goes off.

"Yeah!" Kitty exclaims. "We got the rest of the day off!"

"I wonder, if we're gonna get a bonus?" Dudley asks.

"Probably, Duds!" Roz said. "Now, let's go relax and then get ready for tonight's party!"

"Yeah!" Kitty & Dudley said in unison.

Then they go back to the TUFF mobile and speeds off.