Sasuke didn't like this. He really didn't like this.

He was somewhere in the wood. He was tied down to a rock. Candles were around him. And girls were around him. The girls from the band that came to his tiny hometown that night and Naruto just had to drag him to the town's only club to watch them, were now staring at him. Well, only three of them were staring at him. The fourth girl was digging through her bag. But it didn't make this any better.

He was helpless.

It was just like the hallway all over again.

"Are you sure he's a virgin?"

Tenten asked, poking Sasuke's arm nervously. He gave her the look. She made a face then turned away.

"Yeah, he looks like a man slut to me."

Temari agreed. There was no way this godlike creature was a virgin.

"Trust me. There's always a hot male virgin in every small town. Beside, I did research. The girl from his school told me he's like asexual or something. He never goes out" – Sakura said. She was still trying to find the book. Sighed, she turned to her friends.

"Anyway, if he's not, she wouldn't mind. He's hot."

"Do we really have to sacrifice him? He's too hot to waste. We can find someone else"- Ino whined. She hates giving away hot guys, even if it was for her career.

"Shut up Ino pig. And you know that we couldn't find anyone else. Today's full moon" – Sakura said, clearly annoyed. She finally found the book. Turned around, grinning, she asked her friends:

"Ready guys?"

"Just one more minute" – Ino peeked on Sasuke's cheek. He jerked away, tried to get out of there once more. He failed, of course. The girls really knew what they were doing.

"Now I'm good. Let's get this over with before I change my mind" – Ino finaly stood up.

"What are you doing? Let me go" – Sasuke hissed. Gritted his teeth, he tried to hide the fact that he was scared the shit out. This was not the way an Uchiha supposed to feel.

"Ha. You spoke. I thought that you were mute" – pink hair said, grinning- "Nothing sweet pie. You're just about to be sacrificed for the greater good."

"What the fuck are you talking about? Let me out!" – He glared.

"Aw, he's got attitude. I knew that he was the one" –the louder blonde cheered.

"Listen boy. Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We have to make a big impression on her and to do that we are going to have to butcher you and bleed you and dirty up your face. Relax, I'm kidding about the face. The rest is going to happen though" – Sakura rolled her eyes at the obviously terrified boy.

"Oh shut up Sakura. Remember, we still have to kill him." - said Temari

"Yeah I know. Hand me the book."

"You women are crazy. Just let me out!" – Sasuke yelled. Ok, almost yelled. Uchihas don't yell, everybody knows that.

But none of them listened to him. The pink haired girl opened the book, pulled out a paper and began to read:

"We all gather here today, to sacrifice this virgin for the great, in order to be successful and sell out all of our shows." – Sakura stopped, only to find the other girls staring at her

"What? I found it on the Internet!"

"God that was lame. So can we kill him now?" – Tenten said, waving the knife.

"Yeah. Bye bye hottie" – Ino said while leaning closer to him, knife in hand, still smilling.

He was so dead.


AN: I know that this is bad. I have never written a fanfic before. But I have this idea in my head and I just have to get it out. So here it is, my very first fanfic. Please review!

Also, English is not my native language. So please excuse me for my bad grammar.