Dudley quietly slept in the RCMP one night, undisturbed. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" Just then, Inspector Fenwick burst through her window. "WAIIIIIIIIII!" he screamed, running around in circles, uncontrollably.

Inspector Fenwick suddenly flew in. "INSPECTOR! What did I say about CATAPULTS?"

"I wanna know that you are okay Do Right." He noticed Dudley. "Whoa Do Right. You are beautiful."

"NO! No flirting with the clients!"

"I understand Do Right. Want some soda?" he asked, holding up a glass of soda.

"Sure." With that, Dudley took the glass and started drinking from the straw. "Mmm, this is good."

"EXCELLENT DO RIGHT!" With that, Dudley went to sleep and had a nightmare.

Inside his nightmare, Dudley found himself standing on the stage in the school, hundreds of students watching. "Dudley!" he turned to Nell. "Please recite the Declaration of Independence, word-for-word, now!"

"Uh... okay." He said. "Ahem. The Declaration of Independence… states… that… people are equal, and... four score and seven years ago, uh..."

He stopped at the sound of gossip and chatter going around, sweating like crazy when he heard small laughs. "DUDLEY! Please stop pooping yourself and recite the Declaration."

At this, the audience immediately burst into laughter. Dudley pooped himself "Oh no!" he said, scampering off the stage and crawling under the door outside.

Once outside, he fell down a step and was accidentally caught in a spider web, and was looking in absolute terror as a humongous spider was approaching, venom drooling from its mouth. She looked over to see his mountie friends walking by. "HELP ME GUYS!"

They heard someone and noticed him. "Dudley!" exclaimed one of his mountie friends.

"Don't worry! We'll get ya out!" One of his mountie friends exclaimed, about to run over, when suddenly, his head was blown off by a gun shot. Emily watched in pure sadness as his body fell to the ground, then noticing his other mountie friends.

"Well, that's one down." The other mountie said, blowing his gun.

"Let's take care of the rest." One of the mounties said. One of the mounties was about to run and help Dudley, but he was shot as well.

"NOOOO!" Dudley screamed.

"Ah, that feels good. Come on, let's go find a motel." One of the mounties said, and with that, they walked away.

Dudley struggled trying to shake away from the web. "You MONSTERS! I'LL KILL YOU!" But to his horror, the spider was gaining ever so closer. "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Dudley screamed, waking up in her room.

Inspector Fenwick arrived back at Dudley's room. "What's wrong Do Right?" He asked.

"I was trying to be in the concert, but a big nasty spider arrived and attacked me."

"Ah, cheer up, Do Right. Drink some more soda!"

"Mmm, fine." With that, Dudley drank some more soda. "I'm actually getting addicted to this."

"Oh yeah!" Inspector Fenwick replied.

"Uh..." Dudley just looked confused as always.

"Huh? Oh, sorry. This is actually some good soda." Inspector Fenwick said.

"Okay, time to go." Inspector Fenwick said. "That's just you. Goodnight Do Right." With that, he flew out the window.

Just then, his mountie friends entered the room. "Hey, what's all the screaming about?" One of the mounties asked.

"Oh, nothing. Just a nightmare."

"Would you like us to sleep in here with you?" The other mountie asked.

"Would you?" Dudley smiled.

"Alright, sure!" One of Dudley's mountie friends replied, and with that, they brought their sleeping bags in, Dudley got back into his bed, and they went to sleep.