Plot Bunnies Attack! Crack Fic

by MadamScorpio

Have you ever felt that you read the same story 15 times from 20 different authors? Shouted at the characters for being a moron to only realize it wasn't their fault? Raged quit a story because the end seemed no where in sight. Too deep to stop? Well! Here they are! All in one place. Independent stories that explore those classic, cliche, overused plot bunnies too good to pass up.

1. PrologueAuthor's Introduction

Plot Bunnies Attack Crack Fic

by

MadamScorpio

Disclaimer:Characters belong to Rumiko Takahashi, and all rights reserved for the theme, plot, and fictional places used in this fanfiction.

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My penname is Madame Scorpio author, reader, beta reader, and member of fanfiction since July 2014. I have left over 1,600 reviews since I have joined fanfiction because people like reviews like crack heads love crack, a fat kid love pastries, and Kagome obviously love beastiality(Inuyasha is a DOG demon...yeah suck it).

Recently I have been reading some really great fanfictions that I binge read all night and all day because its just that good (Uncontrollable by Kinky-Hoe my latest binge [6 hours to read 34 chapters] read SOOO GOOD! and not ashamed!)

On the other hand I have read some (numerous) irksome fics that I want to pull out my hair and get back the three hours I spent of my life. I trudge on because I was "too deep in to NOT know what would happen," then the big let down because the author gave up or their friend moved away. Basically a weak ass ending like seriously!.

Commence flipping tables and reading another fandom most of the time Fairy Tail fanfiction (they are good too).

Eight responses that I seem to use as of late after reading more than 5-10 chapters and there is no clear progress in the story. I don't leave a review I just move on to the next chapter where I can write something positive. Then there are times when I have to leave a review where the madness has gone on long enough and a response is needed. I read some reviews from previous reviewers on those stories and they are pumping the author up.

Kudos!

I on the other hand is like, 'why are you lying? It sucks,its confusing and when the hell did they get in a freaking relationship? Are we reading the same story?"

I keep it to myself though, honestly! Not an anonymous reviewer, no sir re-bob!

This is suppose to be funny and poke fun at fanfictions that I have read and had these responses:

"Come the fuck on!"

"Are you bleeping serious? The bitch kissed your man and you just gonna cry and LEAVE them there?"

"Man Up Kagome and stop FUCKING crying!"

" Inuyasha, seriously, is being a half demon require you to have/use half of a brain."

"Miroku, do you have over grown, callous skin on your face?"

"Sesshomaru, three things 1) take a damn chill pill! 2) take that enormous stick out of your ass! 3) Sit down somewhere and fuck Rin already geesh."

" What the hell is Feh, Keh, and Hn? How do I know you are agreeing or not? That is not an expression of feelings nor words!"

"Koga, Koga, Koga...I really like you but seriously...if the broad didn't want you in chapter one why are we still pining after her in chapter 16. Making plots with Kikyo...hmm...she isn't even in a relationship nor had one with Inuyasha throughout the entire fic! So how in the hell are you trusting her to have a great "devise plan?" Really author?!"

I am probably the only one that suffers through this when reading other author's fanfictions. I have a friend that I vent to when I read fanfics and my expressions above are mentioned. I know she is tired of them but I gotta let it out somewhere lol.

I know "why continue to read?"

My response: "There are really good gems out there I really enjoy and leave multiple reviews."

Nevertheless there seem to be more of those overused, cliche and predictable plot lines or ways the characters act than what a real functioning person (demons included) would respond in my opinion. I understand and don't get me wrong! I do cliche and predictable "twists" for the need for drama, suspense and the progression of my story. IF it ain't broke why fix it?

However there are over 114K stories that have at least one or more of these plot bunnies. (I guess I unlocked a conspiracy because damn! Some of them are talking to each other.)

This crack fic will sometimes not follow the plot/summary that I totally made up off the fly. Look/read it as an excerpt but I hope that when you finish reading, that the goal responses are what you are saying when reading...I hope you laugh, maybe cry, review (lol) and no punching or life threatening damage to your computer. They are our friends lol. I will leave the desired reaction and if I did it please leave that response in a review!

SO after my long Author note I guess this is a prologue. Again this is a crack fic treat it as such!

I have only been on this site for almost a year and there have people who have been on here for years! Please if you have one that should be poked fun at PM me or write a review and I will get right to you. I do try to respond to everyone's review other than guests because there is no way.

My first chapter will be: Inuyasha's Demon

Happy Reading!

M