Phone Calls

Hey guys. Thanks for reading my two new stories there good. Well maybe for not some of you. I'm doing this for my ocs and Lennox and Epps. Those guys are my favorites.

RR and you get the point. Thanks!

Epps phone rings,

Epps: Hello?

Lennox: Hi, Robbie!

Epps: *growls* Don't call me that! How many times do I have to tell you?

Lennox: I can't help it, Robbie. *smirks*

Epps: There you go again. Never piss off a black man.

Lennox: Hey, say something.

Epps: What?

Lennox: Say hello, Brett

Brett: What? Is this three line shit working? Oh dang?

Epps: *widen eyes* Brett! Brett Holiday!

Brett: Uh, yea. Hi, Robbie!

Epps: Dude, its been a long time! How ya been, man?

Brett: Good, I think. How's the Military thing going?

Lennox: Like shit.

Epps: You wouldn't believe it, bro.

Brett: That doesn't sound like fun. I was thinking of going back.

Lennox: Um, It be best if you don't. There's a lot of shit going.

Epps: A lot of bullshit.

Brett: O_o Okay? Um, any lucky fucking girls or what the hell?

Lennox: *laughs* Tell Robbie about it!

Epps: Shut your gay ass mouth! You dick!

Brett: *laughs* What happen, man? Girl turn you off not on?

Lennox: Robert is a virgin, Brett. *Held back his laughter*

Brett: O_O WHAT! For real?

Lennox: Yup. He never actually get turn on or off. He says he wants it personal and not letting us know.

Brett: Awe, Epps. We gotta help you get jock-up.

Epps: No thanks, dicks. I'm taking this solo. I don't need your help or advice. I'm black and black males know how to get laid.

Silent

Brett: Riiiiight

Lennox: Yea, that's not ganna happen, Robbie. I known you all my life.

Epps: Oh for fuck sakes. Go to hell the two of you. And don't call me ROBBIE! *hangs up*

Lennox: Ouch. That burns

Brett: Who else can we bother?

Lennox: *shrugs* Dounno…Uh, Let's call Sam or…Ironhide

Brett: You did that acting pretty good. We should tell Robbie that you told me about the Autobots.

Lennox: Naw, I like making him feel stupid sometimes.

Brett: Call hide?

Lennox: Okay!

*Rings* Ironhide answers

Ironhide: H-hello?

Lennox: HI!

Brett: Ola!

Ironhide: *groans* Not you two. I'm busy!

Lennox: Like what?

Brett: Screwing a girl?

Ironhide: What! O_O N-No! You sick human males!

Brett: ha-ha! Are you doing Arcee or Flare-up?

Lennox: Did you see their holoforms their so sexy?

Brett: You're married, Will

Lennox: Yea so. A guy can't have fun with other girls

Brett: Yea you're right.

Ironhide: YOU TWO ARE SERIOUSELY SICK MINDED RIGHT NOW!

Brett: No. That's what guys do. Don't you and Optimus talk about sex with girls or just girls. Its normal

Ironhide: Normal? How is that human males doing nothing but screwing girls, normal? Let me tell you something. Ratchet is a femme catcher.

Lennox: Ratchet? The doctor?

Brett: The Medical bot! No way!

Ironhide: Yes it was way back. When he and I was young. We were troublemakers. We screw femmes here and here. It was all great and fun.

Lennox: Wow…That's?

Brett: Amazing! How do you do it!

Lennox: O_O

Ironhide: You want to know the secret?

Brett: yea, yea!

Ironhide: Okay, its…IN YOUR DREAMS!

Brett: Awe. So close.

Lennox: A man never shares his sex magic to other male. It's a 'Do it by yourself' knid of thing.

Ironhide: Yes, you don't tell other mechs for sex advice or anything. You got balls grow them more.

Brett: Alright. *smirks* If I can get five girls in bed with me? You, Ironhide will have to sleep with Arcee and Flare-up.

Lennox: Oh shit. The SEX BET

Ironhide: O_O You're stupid are you? You think I'm going to frag Arcee my best friend. Who I teach a lot from her. You think I'm going to frag Ratchet's femme, Flare-up?

Brett: Yup ^_-

Ironhide: Deal

Lennox: O_O What! You two are crazy.

Ironhide: five girls and I'll do it.

Epps: O_O What!

Lennox: Epps? I thought you hang up?

Epps: No! This shit is inserting! Wanna bet!

Lennox: $50 for no five girls

Epps: $60 for Ironhide screwing Arcee and Flare-up at the sametime.

Lennox: Deal…YOU BETTER GET 5 GIRLS IN BED, BRETT!

Brett: trust me I will.

*Everyone hangs ups*

Next Day:

Epps: So who won?

Lennox: IDK?

Brett: I…

Epps: You what?

Lennox: WHAT!

Brett: I fucking WON!

Epps: O_O No frigging way.

Lennox: HA! I win the bet!

Brett: And guess what?

Both: WHAT?

Brett: I did both deals to Ironhide and Optimus. That makes me sleep with ten girls. Oh, Arcee and Flare-up are going to have one hell of a ride. *smirks*

Both: O_O Oh my GOD!

Brett: Ah life is full of surprises.

Both: *hang up.*

Brett: Hello? Guys? Oh well! ^_^ hehe, what dumb asses. Me and Ironhide were faking it the whole time.

Lennox: Wait until we go to your house!

Epps: I'm going to go black male on you dick!

Brett: Shit! Hide! *hangs up*

Both: *laughs*

Oh those guys are funny. I know it anit that funny. But my cousin were laughing. Anyway thanks. R&R for this story.