If You Give a Crusnik a Cookie
Disclaimer: I do not own Trinity Blood or "If You Gave a Mouse a Cookie." If I did they would probably shoot me for putting them both together.
If you give a Crusnik a cookie,
Then he's going to want tea and thirteen sugars to go with it.
When he sits down to drink it he going to want his friend Esther to sit with him.
When Esther sit down Ion is going to demand to sit with her.
And when Ion sits down, Noelle going to sit down, saying even numbers are better.
And when she sits down she's going to want to hear music so
William will get out his music playing machine.
When his machine explodes, Kate will come and yell at him.
Her loud yelling will attract Tres, who will try to calm her down.
And when she yells at both of them this will make a lot of noise and cause Alessondro to cry.
When he cries Leon has no choice but to give him a wedgie.
When he does that Cathrenia will get mad and assign him on life threatening missions.
When she does that, Vacalv has to restrain Leon from killing her.
When he does that it makes a lot more noise and it will bother Francesco, so he will try to get you all burned as heretics.
When you put out the fire it makes Petro sad, so he tries to hurt you with his lance.
When you beat him up and take away his toy, it makes his sister, Paula, mad and she will yells at you.
When you threaten to make her sit with Alessondro, she is quiet and goes and sits by Asta.
And when she sits by Asta, they are going to want to arm wrestle.
When they do, they're going to have to have a judge and the judge will have to be Seth.
When Seth judges, Asta wins, but Ion misses it because he was in the bathroom.
He will whine about not see the match and this makes Radu want to hurt him.
But he will decides not to, and Dietrich will uses mind control to make him hurt Ion, by smacking him on the head.
When he does this, Isaak find it very entertaining and asks him to join their club.
When he join the club they met Cain who will to want to destroy the world.
When Cain's brother finds out he comes and beats Cain up.
And that makes him very thirsty and he'll ask for tea with thirteen sugars.
When you give the tea he'll want a cookie to go with it.
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This is just a silly little product of an under rested mind. I hope it gives you a chuckle.