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one day there was dis elf boi named toon link, and he just saved hyrule (and probably the world i guess). he stabbded ganon's head because you noe why not, and turnded ganon into a rocc i guess.

then a few yeers later, he thot "hey, why dont i just actually do something with my lyfe (lel) and maybe start a fam. so thats exactly what he did... obviously. but then he realized, NOBODY FRICCN' LOVED HIM (except his sister and grandmother of course)

so he set off on an epic journey for love. then about 5 yeers later, he had noe luck, so then he messaged his beest friend liek, ever: literally normal link. toon link asked other link what he should do and other link simply replied "lel, juss mary zellda" being the retard that toon link already is, he never thot of that. so he asked tetra/zelda out, and things went really well actually.

that nite after the date, link went to the bacc of the resturant to go home, but then he saw a shadowy figure from the back of his head. "the hecc r u?" the shadowy figure got closer and closer to him and toon link yelled out "If you're satan trying to take my soul away so i can become the new ghost rider, it ain't gunna happen!" and the shadowy figure finally revealed himself as... JESUS!? "yo supp fam, im jesus! i ned 2 tel, u sumding" as jesus said in his new, lit hypebeast clothing. "um wat father?" link said. "in da future, u gunna git a son so littie, he gunna save the entire multiverse. btw u gunna mary zelda, mk." link was shocked! first he was going to marry zelda, but he was also going to have a son that will save the multiverse! "what will his name be my lord?" he said, and jesus replied: it'll ? tewn link, and eventually his name will be changed to mr... cringe? um yeah, thats his name according to my prophecy." link then said, confused "um ok, sure"

"mk c u latr lenk. xddddddddddddddddddddddddddxddddddddddddddddd-" he said as he rose up to the heavens above. as toon link walked home, he kept thinking about that prophesy. "tewn link... kinda unoriginal, but ill have to do as my savior says". a few weeks past, and toon link had purposed to zelda, and zelda said yes, and theyhad a happy life. then, a few months later, she had some exiteing news. she was pergenatat. link was the happiest man alive!

their son was born a few months after that and link and zelda were so happy! zelda thot of the name TEWN LINK, which link obviously agreed with since jesus told him that that would be his son's name. as tewn link started to grow up, his parents had so much fun playin with him! he loved cooking with his mom and hanging out with his dad. but something was odd about him: he was and excellent swordsman, and he was unusually strong for his age, and he was only 3 at the time! and one time, he even fired an incredibly large energy blast while trying to kill a rat loose in the house. they thought they should tell him the prophecy, but they needed to wait a little longer.

14 years passed, and tewn link haad gotten stonger and stronger, and link and zelda thought it was time to tell him. toon link grabbed his old sword and his old tunic and told him to meet outside and pack some bags. "yo guyz wats up?" tewn link asked his parents. they explained to him the entire story and told him to go out, and save the multiverse! "butt, will i get to c u guys again? );" tewn link asked. "yes, of course son!" zelda said to him. tewn link got ready and finally set off on his journey!

to be continued...

btw guys, if you're christian and you got offended by the Jesus part, im sorry, i wasnt trying to hurt anyone's feelings (and im christian too, so i wasnt making fun of Jesus). and yes, this was meant to be terrable.

MR. CRINGE'S STORY PT. 2 IS NEXT! THEN MARIE!