Disclaimer: I do not own any bleach characters the only one i want is Ulquiorra!
Reia's Blurbs: This is a random ficcy i wrote when i was bored. Enjoy and review! For u Ichigo Yaoi haters read it first!
"I'm Ichigo Kurosaki, I'm 15 years old. And for as long as I can remember, I've been able to see the souls of the dearly departed," Ichigo tells the camera.
"I'm a soul reaper," a female voice says. The camera swerves to reveal Rukia Kuchiki. "My name is Rukia." Ichigo comes from behind her, kicking her in the face. "Rukia! I'm not into girls! I'm trying to find a nice guy!" Rukia looks at Ichigo. "I thought we were doing that commercial for [adult swim, you know the Bleach commercial!" "YOU HOE!" Ichigo yells, "I'm on MTV's NEXT! Get lost!" As Ichigo finishes his sentance, Byakuya Kuchiki appears and drags Rukia back to the soul society. Ichigo sighs as the camera begins to show the daters.
The first dater has long red hair and weird tattoos on his face. "I'm Renji Abarai. Your average guy, except my package! If this guy knows what's good for him, he won't next me!"
The second dater is still in high school sporting a nerd head band. "Keigo Asano's the name, sleeping with hot guys is my game!"
Dater number 3 the is an older guy. "I'm Isshen Kurosaki. I have a wife and 3 children. I need a good faithful man to please me!"
The fourth dater is extremely short, orange, and fuzzy. "It's the loveable KON! I love long walks on the beach and I'm a chubby chaser! I hope this guy has man boobs!"
The last dater was your average looking high school student. "Umm. I'm...I can't do this!!!!" He tries to run but some stagehands push him back. "I'm Uryu Ishida and I don't want to die!!!!" He screams and cries as he runs on the bus.
There you have it ladies and gentlemen the contestants for this episode of NEXT! What will happen? Who knows! Stay tuned to find out!