Disclaimer: I do not own HP or the lyrics you see in this fic. I don't even own the characters.
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Hogwarts was having a first Karaoke night, where they invited all the fifth year and up to sing to the rest of the school. They didn't really mind all the songs but there were some restrictions.
All the singers were deciding what they were going to sing. Sirius Black and Michelle Warden were going to sing a PCD song, with some changes. James Potter and Lily Evans, Hogwarts Head Boy and Girl, were going to sing a Counting Crows song, while Remus Lupin and some other seventh year were going to sing a Bowling for Soup song.
Just then, everybody was backstage getting ready for when they were called.
The first singing group called was, "Black, Sirius and Warden, Michelle."
Sirius and Michelle came out from backstage and set their music up.
[Michelle
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
[Sirius
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[Michelle
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Every boy's the same
Since up in Second Year
They been trying to get with me
Trying to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to (Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha)
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That's not the way it's going down
'Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[Sirius
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[Michelle
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Do you know that no
Don't mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don't be rushing
Like you're anxious
And two, you're just too aggressive
So try to get your (Ahh)
Do you know that I know?
And I don't want to go there
Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah
[Sirius
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[Michelle
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[Sirius
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Omp-omp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated
[Michelle
Ooh, you've got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don't need
Hey!
[Sirius
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[Michelle
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
[Sirius
It's funny how a man only thinks about the...
You got a real big heart, but I'm looking at your...
You got real big brains, but I'm looking at your...
Girl, there ain't no pain in me looking at your...
[Michelle
I don't give a...
Keep looking at my...
'Cause it don't mean a thang if you're looking at my...
I'm a do my thing while you're playing with your...
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
As soon as the song ended, everyone clapped, even the teachers, with a few raised eyebrows. Everybody knew that those two were Hogwarts' biggest players and the song seemed to fit with both personalities.
When "Lupin, Remus and Alexia Abbott," were called, both were extremely nervous. But as soon as the music started, they both relaxed.
[Remus
I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be Miss Texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day
[Alexia
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would've loved me too
[Remus
I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay
[Alexia
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too
[Remus
Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we had our problems I can't remember one
[Alexia
I almost forgot to say something else
And if I can't fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all up and then I threw it away
And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it
[Remus
You kept me guessing and now I'm destined
to spend my time missing you
And I almost had you [x3
I almost wish you would've loved me too
When their song was over, the applause was the loudest yet. But then, they still had their Heads to sing too. The teachers had decided to call those two last.
Finally after about an hour of the fifth and sixth years singing, "Potter, James and Evans, Lily," were called.
Both were all smiles when they were called.
[James
So she said what's the problem baby
What's the problem I don't know
Well maybe I'm in love (love)
Think about it every time
I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
[Lily
How much longer will it take to cure this
Just to cure it cause I can't ignore it if it's love (love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me but I don't know nothing 'bout love
[James
Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Cause everybody's after love
[Lily
So I said I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming all this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight
Shimmering love
[James
Well baby I surrender
To the strawberry ice cream
Never ever end of all this love
Well I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love
[Lily
These lines of lightning
Mean we're never alone,
Never alone, no, no
[James
Come on, Come on
Move a little closer
Come on, Come on
I want to hear you whisper
Come on, Come on
Settle down inside my love
[Lily
Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once
Upon a time in love
[Both
We're accidentally in love
Accidentally in love [x7
[James
Accidentally
[Both
I'm In Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
I'm in Love, I'm in Love,
Accidentally [x2
[James
Come on, come on
Spin a little tighter
Come on, come on
And the world's a little brighter
Come on, come on
Just get yourself inside her
[Lily
Love ...I'm in love
Everybody thought the song was just something fun that the Heads had chosen, but what happened after was no joke.
James grabbed Lily around the waist and pulled her body close to his. As she looked at him, he brought his face down close to hers, and whispering, "I'm accidentally in love," placed his mouth over hers in a kiss.
Lily responded and wrapped her arms around his neck.
Everybody clapped, even the Slytherins; but one Slytherin was too wrapped up in his feelings for the redhead, and turned away.
Dumbledore's twinkling eyes took this in and made a note of it in his mind.
The time would probably come when he would need it.
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A/N: I know I probably shouldn't have written this, but it popped up and I had the lyrics. This AN is my warning, I am going to be starting school in about two weeks and might not have the time to write. I will try to update as soon as I find the time, but I have a lot on my schedule this year. Please review!
Serindraxx