Have you ever wanted to get to know a sith lord outside of the dark side?
For interview No. #9, I interview Darth Tenebrous (Approx. 160 BBY - 67 BBY)
INTERVIEWER - Good afternoon, Lord Tenebrous. May I please ask a few questions.
DARTH TENEBROUS - Ask whatever questions that you wish.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you. Which name do you prefer, Darth Tenebrous or Rugess Nome?
DARTH TENEBROUS - Good question. Any questions about the sith or dark side; you call me
Darth Tenebrous. If you have any questions about starship designs; then refer to me as Mr. Nome.
INTERVIEWER - That makes sense. Very well. However, I have a question about both.
Have you ever designed starships to be used by the sith or their followers?
DARTH TENEBROUS - I recently redesigned the Sith Interceptor. It is now smaller and
more powerful. A great tool for a sith assassin. Thanks to the power of Bith science, it now
has regenerative shielding. It absorbs energy, and grows even stronger.
INTERVIEWER - Do you have any favorite foods?
DARTH TENEBROUS - Puffer Turtles are an aquatic creature on my home planet of Clak'dor VII.
They taste great when stuffed with all types of vegetables and baked. In addition, their hard shells
make a tasty sandwich spread when boiled down and softened. It takes almost 2 hours of boiling at high
heat to get it mushy enough, though.
INTERVIEWER - Sounds delicious. Do you have any favorite colour?
DARTH TENEBROUS - Slim green.
INTERVIEWER - Have you ever traveled, or played tourist?
DARTH TENEBROUS - No, I have never "played tourist" as you call it. I only travel for business.
I have done business dealings on Coruscant, Kashyyyk, Mygeeto, Cantonica, Korriban, Dromund Kass,
and several others.
INTERVIEWER - How do you relax? Any pastimes or hobbies
DARTH TENEBROUS - As the Bith are superior scientists, I like to conduct experiments during the little free time
that I have. I also like to listen to both instrumental and opera music.
INTERVIEWER - Thank you for your time, Mr. Tenebrous.
DARTH TENEBROUS - The pleasure was all yours.