Things I Would Totally Do If Twilight Was Real
Play 'Ding-dong ditch' at the Cullen's
And the Blacks
And Bella's house
Deliver a swift kick to Jacob's 'boy parts'
Piss off one of the Cullens off so bad, they'll bite me
Hug Edward
Again
And again
Tell Paul about some "Really helpful anger management classes"
'Accidentally' set Jacob's house on fire
Break in to Emily's kitchen and steal some muffins
Play Man Hunt with the vampires
Do various illegal things with Jacob's pack until Charlie comes to arrest us
Scream in his face that Bella loves Edward and just get the hell over yourself, they're going to get married so freaking live with it!!!!
Hack on to Bella's email account and send emails to all my other obsessed friends, then email all of her contacts:
OMG!! YOU LUCKY ASS! YOU KNOW BELLA!!
Sign Edward up for the Talent show at my school
Force Bella to leave Edward, and then comfort him. ( )
Go to the hospital, and ask every one if they ever noticed Dr.Cullen doesn't age, and is never tired?
Take Edward's CDs
Sleep on Edwards couch (oh, that famous couch!)