author: Brandi Vincent
disclaimer: I do not own the show Spongebob Squarepants nor Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Although if you happen to notice a different character with in the chapters that is not in neither shows, I take full ownership on them.
title: The Squarepants Files
chapter: 1 Bikini Bottom
author's note: If you don't like Spongebob, then screw you! This is my story! Muhahahahaha! Anyways, I just wanted to write another story to keep me occupied with my time. I'm like juggling five stories right now, not only on fanfictions. Again, this is a kid's story type thing, but I don't care if you read it, just review. But no flames against Spongebob, he didn't do anything. And don't say that this fanfic is childish, well, because it is! I mean, you know, 'imature'. But check out my other new story, Green Dragon: Demon's Eye. It's about a group of demons wanting to eat this girl named Hally, but the attacker doesn't want to for obvious reasons. Bye!
"What'd you do?!" Spike yelled, shaking Xander in the air.
"Nothing! I don't know!" Xander shrieked.
"OK, better idea, where are we?" Buffy asked, looking around the blue scenery.
"Ah! Cool! We're in Bikini Bottom!" Xander said as Spike slowly let him down.
"We're in what?" Buffy asked. She was a bright pink cartoon fish and Spike was a bright yellow fish. While Xander was a purple starfish.
"What'd you do?" Spike said shakily.
"Um, you'll only get mad." Xander said, stepping back.
"I'm already mad, try me." Spike said.
"What the hell's Bikini Bottom?" Buffy asked. Xander couldn't answer, a pink starfish with blue and green shorts was staring at Xander a few inches away, drooling as if looking at nothing.
"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME!" Xander yelled at him. The starfish didn't say anything.
"Naaaaaaaaaaaa!" A yellow aponge came running at the starfish. Then slowly tapped him. "You're.....it!" He ran away, laughing again. The star broke out of his trance and ran after the sponge, laughing his retarded laugh.
"OK..."Buffy said, looking around again.
"I wished we were in Bikini Bottom!" Xander said, explaining his tale.
"You what??" Buffy yelled. "With that wish demon? Didn't we tell you to stay away from her??" Spike shoved Xander to the ground.
"I'm going to kill you." Spike said mencaingly. The sponge pushed past him, laughing as the pink star was tripping behind him. "Then I'm gonna kill him!" Spike ran after the sponge.
"OK Patrick. You win checkers today!" The sponge said, slowing down and quitting the tagging game.
"Yea! I lose!" Patrick yelled, hopping up and down. Buffy and Spike could only stare at the scene, while Xander went up to introduce himself.
"Hi! I'm Xander!" Xander said, shaking the sponge's hand.
"Hi! I'm Spongebob! Wanna see my lint collection?" Spongebob took out a box from behind his back.
"I'm Patrick, you look like me!" Patrick yelled, putting his arms out by his sides, flying around like an airplane.
"I just met Spongebob and Patrick." Xander mumbled excited.
"That's cool! Can I met- ERRR!" Spike pulled Xander off his legs again. "I'm going to kill you."
"Ha! You can't! you have a chip in your head!" Xander bonked his head with on Spike's and ran off, looking at the big pineapple.
"Look, it can't be that bad. The rest of the Scoobies will realize we're gone and use a spell to find us." The bright pink fish said, putting a flipper on the yellow fish's sholder.
***Back at Sunnydale***
"Hey Anya, where's Buffy and Xander?" Willow asked, coming into the Magic Box.
"Xander said he's going on a trip to Florida, Buffy must've went along too. Don't worry, they'll be back in a few weeks." Anya replied.
You Know, Later...
disclaimer: I do not own the show Spongebob Squarepants nor Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Although if you happen to notice a different character with in the chapters that is not in neither shows, I take full ownership on them.
title: The Squarepants Files
chapter: 1 Bikini Bottom
author's note: If you don't like Spongebob, then screw you! This is my story! Muhahahahaha! Anyways, I just wanted to write another story to keep me occupied with my time. I'm like juggling five stories right now, not only on fanfictions. Again, this is a kid's story type thing, but I don't care if you read it, just review. But no flames against Spongebob, he didn't do anything. And don't say that this fanfic is childish, well, because it is! I mean, you know, 'imature'. But check out my other new story, Green Dragon: Demon's Eye. It's about a group of demons wanting to eat this girl named Hally, but the attacker doesn't want to for obvious reasons. Bye!
"What'd you do?!" Spike yelled, shaking Xander in the air.
"Nothing! I don't know!" Xander shrieked.
"OK, better idea, where are we?" Buffy asked, looking around the blue scenery.
"Ah! Cool! We're in Bikini Bottom!" Xander said as Spike slowly let him down.
"We're in what?" Buffy asked. She was a bright pink cartoon fish and Spike was a bright yellow fish. While Xander was a purple starfish.
"What'd you do?" Spike said shakily.
"Um, you'll only get mad." Xander said, stepping back.
"I'm already mad, try me." Spike said.
"What the hell's Bikini Bottom?" Buffy asked. Xander couldn't answer, a pink starfish with blue and green shorts was staring at Xander a few inches away, drooling as if looking at nothing.
"Excuse me, EXCUSE ME!" Xander yelled at him. The starfish didn't say anything.
"Naaaaaaaaaaaa!" A yellow aponge came running at the starfish. Then slowly tapped him. "You're.....it!" He ran away, laughing again. The star broke out of his trance and ran after the sponge, laughing his retarded laugh.
"OK..."Buffy said, looking around again.
"I wished we were in Bikini Bottom!" Xander said, explaining his tale.
"You what??" Buffy yelled. "With that wish demon? Didn't we tell you to stay away from her??" Spike shoved Xander to the ground.
"I'm going to kill you." Spike said mencaingly. The sponge pushed past him, laughing as the pink star was tripping behind him. "Then I'm gonna kill him!" Spike ran after the sponge.
"OK Patrick. You win checkers today!" The sponge said, slowing down and quitting the tagging game.
"Yea! I lose!" Patrick yelled, hopping up and down. Buffy and Spike could only stare at the scene, while Xander went up to introduce himself.
"Hi! I'm Xander!" Xander said, shaking the sponge's hand.
"Hi! I'm Spongebob! Wanna see my lint collection?" Spongebob took out a box from behind his back.
"I'm Patrick, you look like me!" Patrick yelled, putting his arms out by his sides, flying around like an airplane.
"I just met Spongebob and Patrick." Xander mumbled excited.
"That's cool! Can I met- ERRR!" Spike pulled Xander off his legs again. "I'm going to kill you."
"Ha! You can't! you have a chip in your head!" Xander bonked his head with on Spike's and ran off, looking at the big pineapple.
"Look, it can't be that bad. The rest of the Scoobies will realize we're gone and use a spell to find us." The bright pink fish said, putting a flipper on the yellow fish's sholder.
***Back at Sunnydale***
"Hey Anya, where's Buffy and Xander?" Willow asked, coming into the Magic Box.
"Xander said he's going on a trip to Florida, Buffy must've went along too. Don't worry, they'll be back in a few weeks." Anya replied.
You Know, Later...