-1Disclaimer: I don't own these game rights. Hilarity and any original jokes in here are mine either. The legend was told to me by the web comic "Concerned: the half-life and death of Gordon Frohman.
The hidden Server
"ur gay"
"he4dsh0t"
"W00T!"
"fag"
These are the words usually used in a routine match of counter-strike. The people who speak in such a way, known as "h4XX04Z" or "1337", have started a revolution of people who act superior to the rest of society, but really are simply an annoyance, but like a painful zit on one's ass, they refuse to go away until you pop their heads and wipe off the blood and pus. They rule the Counter-Strike worlds, but rumor has it that there might be, somewhere, a true "Hidden Server" of Counter Strike players. These people, said to speak and type in a way that everyone can understand, are supposedly a thing of the past, rumored to have died alongside Ultima Online and the first two Warcrafts. These mythical players also do not have abbreviated names of sexual assault and numbers instead of letters, like the scourge we are used to. This legend may never have been, and may never will be. But we can only hope that the days of 1337xKoRx will be over soon. Until then, ignore the cries of:
"fag"
"ur gay"
"wh0r3"
And save the hostages.