Me: hi…
Riku: she is sorry for not updating Camp Highwind for a long time
Me: no… I mean… YES
Riku: so she wrote this
Me: actually I got this idea from a reviewer, it was mentioned in Camp Higwind, and I suddenly decided to elaborate… so here it is
Riku: Nexlei dose not own any of the kingdom hearts games and/or any of the other random references
Boredom and Chocolate
It was a sunny day in Twilight town, the kind of day that you would see children running through the streets, attempting to do insane skateboard tricks, that they could never actually pull off. It was the kind of day that you would expect to see the twitching faces of kids who had had a little too much Sea-Salt ice cream.
And all of these above facts were true… very true, with the tiny exception of two boys, a pyro maniac, and a blonde boy with way too much time on his hands. Both sat on the top of one of the buildings that looked out across the plaza, bored out of their minds…
How can anyone be bored on such a nice and fun filled day? Well they had run out of things to burn, and that did put a big damper on things… to be more exact, they hadn't run out of things to burn, that would never happen, but they had been stripped of all of there matches and lighters, and pretty much any object that could start a fire, after the little incident that involved Axel's sister's underwear, some matches and a large fiery pit… don't ask.
"I'm so bored," Axel complained, kicking the back of his shoes against the building that his feet dangled over.
"Me to," Roxas said dully as he watched a kid try to skateboard (and fail miserably).
"Entertain me," Axel mumbled looking up at the clouds hoping that a pack of matches would fall from the sky.
"No," Roxas said running his hands through his hair.
"Dance monkey dance," Axel said pointing to Roxas.
"No," Roxas said, shaking his head.
"Well than what do we do," Axel asked, while mentally imagining monkeys dancing.
"We can go to the library and look up random dirty subjects," Roxas suggested.
"Nope, were banned remember…" Axel snickered, thinking of why they were banned.
"I told you that those books were flammable…" Roxas said, sighing.
"Wasn't that the point?" Axel said a glimmering his eyes as he remembered the incident.
"Lets get some Sea-Salt ice cream than," Roxas said, he was addicted to the Popsicles.
"If I eat any more of those I will die…" Axel said, since they were Roxas's and everyone else in Twilight Town's favorite food, or dessert, he had had a lot of them.
"Well than, lets just go SOMEWHERE," Roxas said, yawning. Axel nodded and the two got up and climbed down a nearby ladder. Once on the ground they started to walk up the road onto Main Street.
"This is boring," Axel whined as they passed the candy shop.
"Yes it is," Roxas said. Looking up to see a few little girl scouts selling candy… chocolate to be exact.
"Hey lets buy some chocolate," Roxas said happy that he had thought of something interesting to do.
"Ok," Axel said and the two approached the girl scouts.
"Hi, can we have two of the dark chocola…" Axel was cut off by a high-pitched, girly scream that came from the children.
"AHHHHHHHH IT'S THE GUY WHO BURNT DOWN THE CHILDREN'S SECTION" One of the Girls screamed.
"Look… you see that was an accident…" Axel began.
"HELP IT'S THE MANIAC," She screamed.
"He only meant to burn one…" Roxas said.
"Please don't hurt us," The girls whimpered in fear.
"All we want is some chocolate," Axel said pulling out some money.
"Ok… have the chocolate," The girls screamed showing three wagons filled to the top with chocolate at Axel and Roxas, who looked at each other puzzled. When they looked up they saw that the girls had run away as fast as the laws of physics would allow them to.
"… So… we have lots of chocolate now" Axel said.
"Yah," Roxas said… they glanced from the chocolate than back to each other.
"We should get this out of here before someone accuses us of stealing it," Roxas said, looking around, to see people staring at them for having all those carts full of chocolate.
"Right, lets go to your house," Axel suggested, Roxas nodded and they pulled the chocolate as quickly as they could to Roxas's house… his back yard to be more precise. As soon as they go there they both fell to the ground as looking like they had just carried fifty elephants across the town.
"So… that a lot of chocolate…" Axel commented.
"Yah…" Roxas said.
"Over five hundred bars," Axel added looking at his friend wondering what to do.
"Well what do you want us to do… eat them all," Roxas asked sarcastically… not knowing that his idea had sparked the thought of one of Axel's most interesting plans yet.
"YES," Axel announced.
"What," Roxas asked surprised and looked over at his friend expecting to see sarcasm written all over his face, but found only the look in his eyes that said that a very shiny light bulb had just turned on.
"For the sake of science, we, the brave experimenters shall perform an experiment," Axel said trying to sound like a brilliant scientist who had just saved the world from mutant sea squirrels.
"What kind of experiment," Roxas asked not sure whether to be really excited, or really, really, really scared.
"We will see how much chocolate it is possible for you to eat with ought going into shock… or something," Axel said, Roxas looked at him as if he was brilliant… that was the best idea that Axel had ever come up with (well the best idea that didn't involve a blow torch and a rubber band).
The two gave each other a glance and walked over to the chocolate bars, quickly taking off the wrapping, they shoved the chocolate in their mouths.
"Chocolate bar one… we are still alive…" Axel said as if he was recording himself, and continued to stuff his face.
Fifteen minutes later, they were still eating the chocolate at the same rate, and were beginning to feel the effect of the sugar coming into there blood streams.
"Guess what… I LOVE THE NUMA NUMA SOMG," Roxas shouted in between bites of chocolate, he shoved his hands in the air and imitated the fat guy who danced to the song.
"That guy makes my sister horny," Axel laughed while fidgeting.
"How would you know…" Roxas asked his eyes wide.
"I have my ways…" Axel replied, and Roxas laughed much louder than any same person would.
"I heard that chocolate makes you horny…" Roxas said.
"And where did you hear that," Axel asked, knowing the answer.
" The internet of course," Roxas said proudly.
"The Internet is really really great… FOR PORN," Axel sang the song that he had heard online, and continued to shove as much of the chocolate down his throat as possible.
And this conversation continued for an hour. By then they were utterly sugar high.
"ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES," Roxas shouted at the top of his lungs and giggled madly at his wittiness.
"But I'm the one that always starts them… I think I let good old Smokey down…" Axel said, looking at the chocolate bar in his hands.
"Why is he called Smokey anyway," Roxas asked.
"Maybe it is some kind of a communist conspiracy," Roxas said.
"Are their Russian spy's involved…" Axel asked.
"Maybe…"
"Can I be the super badass spy who tries to crack into the governments secret files," Axel asked.
"Oh my goodness… I think I was in those files once…" Roxas said.
"Really," Axel asked.
"Yah… it was called world leaders porn…" Roxas said, and than proceeded to tell Axel every detail of the website… "And than I was like… how the hell could a fifty year old guy do that…"
"That's a good question," Axel said, rubbing his chin and falling onto the grass, which was littered with around fifty chocolate wrappers.
Three hours later, they were still eating… though it had become increasingly difficult, no, it wasn't that they weren't hungry… but there hands were twitching so much it was very difficult to hold the bars long enough to eat them.
"I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weener… that is what I would truly like to be… because if I was an Oscar Mayer weener everyone would be in love with me," Roxas sang the hotdog song as he laughed crazily… to much sugar dose that to people…
"I hate hotdogs," Axel mumbled, his face was smudged with chocolate. And the two sat quietly for a few minutes.
"Blonde girls are really hot," Roxas blurted out randomly.
"I saw a monkey in a blonde wig on TV once," Axel said.
"Was she hot," Roxas asked, being a moron who was not thinking strait.
"For a girl no… for a monkey, yes," Axel said.
"So would you do it with her," Roxas asked.
"I think she was a monkey… I don't know how to do it with monkeys," Axel said.
"You know what's really really good… CHOCOLATE," Roxas said his eyes rolling around in circles like a crazy person.
"Yah," Axel said shoving some into his mouth.
Roxas nodded his head happily, before his eyes rolled up one last time and he went crashing to the ground, fallowed closely by Axel. The chocolate had gotten the best of them…
The two lay on the ground passed out. And that was exactly how whey were found by Roxas's parent's, who came home about three hours after this whole ordeal.
To summarize the events from here on, Roxas's parents decided that it would be in his best interest if he would spend some time away from Axel for a little while… so they came up with the brilliant plan of sending him to summer camp for the next two weeks…
A/n this is really short, but it was fun to write. Hope you like it… and I will update Camp Highwind soon. I would love to get lots of reviews for this… hint hint