Reader x South Park! ((yaoi style! If requested I'll make a fem!reader version))
CH 1: Tweek
CH2: Craig
CH3: Kenny
CH4: Kyle
INTRO
It was a cold day like any other in South Park Colorado, and things seemed to have settled down for the afternoon. No elves, humans, or dark traitors; simply a relaxing day. Saturdays like this ere rare and taken well advantage of. This included you, the proclaimed "King Douchebag" of South Park. Reflecting on it, perhaps that wasn't such a good name after all. You liked (y/n) much better than that anyways. Over the few days you grew closer to Craig's gang since they didn't have as much crazy shit happening all the time. Aside from Tweek's episodes and Clyde's obvious love that even he himself can't see. Being silent has its advantages. You see and hear more, not to mention when you do speak it has a bigger impact. Which is exactly why on this day your voice affected that one special someone very much… Before that however there are a few things we must go over.
"Oh! There you are! Welcome to the world of South Park, are you a boy or a- oh that was cheesy. Let's do this again. You are the crowned ruler Douchbag, Dovakin or just plain (y/n). After the hectic days of the Stick of Truth you remained in the small mountain town of South Park. There many boys there that caught your eye but… (choicehere) caught it the most. His luscious eyes and his…well. You know. You do change in the locker rooms with him.
"Anyways. Moving on! This my dear reader is a short tale of how you and (choicehere) got together. Was it the cute little blonde who couldn't hand over his coffee cup? Or perhaps you helped the stoic Craig Tucker find his emotions. Or maybe you even picked Cartman's group! That sexy blonde that makes your heart swoon, or the feisty Jewish boy who speaks his mind like no other! Keep reading on to find out just how things turn out in this romantic slash fic:
Enter: Douchebag!"
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Kyle: Hey! I am not feisty.
Author: you are. You are tons. Don't worry it suits you!~
Stan: why aren't I in this?
Author: you will be if someone requests you honey 3 ((ot if I make one for myself and your hot country-lovin ass)) a-ahem excuse me.
Stan: what!?
Kenny: and that's all she wrote! For now. Follow for some reader x in the net chapters and please leave a review!
Author: thank you Kenny. Kenny? Kenny!?
Tweek: oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You bastards!
Author: ah haaaa…bye now.