It has come to my attention that I'm starting to almost reach the 10,000 view point in my first Fanfiction since actually writing stories for you all here. In response I must say, I'm surprised. I know this was one of my many stories that have been inspired off of something, but I never expected to have, let alone achieve, the number of views it has received. Because of this, I'm finally getting around to editing this story. By edit, I mean snap, crackle, pop, ad delete some chapters or situations as well as make this as T friendly as possible. Not if any of this is new to teens nowadays, since children are watching stuff like Family Guy and Robot Chicken when they're like eight. Anyway, the point is I'm both glad and surprised this story has managed to get this far, and hopefully I can get it past the goal I'm trying to achieve for any fanfiction work I do, which is breaking past the 100th chapter. So, as we get nearer to that, I must say thank you for giving this novice writer a chance on this site, and please continue reading.

So, without further ado, enjoy!


At The World That Never Has lied a castle filled with Nobodies all focused on achieving one goal and one goal only: To get hearts of their own. Of course, this would be no easy task as heroes would stand in their way. Today, was an exception as there were no worlds to go to, all of the hearts have been collected, there were no heroes ready to fight them at a moment's notice and to top it all off there was no games to play. So everybody went about their normal routines. Xemnas was thinking about the future of the organization while eating a taco, popping his head in whatever room he passed to make sure his members weren't gone. Saix, having finished his magazine entitled: Menstrual Cycles Monthly, decided to read another book which was called: How To Love Your Moon Intently, bringing a new fetish into the list. Xigbar, having mastered the ability to transverse time and space, began opening portals all around the castle; scarring anybody that dared to walk past him. Xaldin was busy mediating, ignoring Demyx who tried his best to disrupt his focus by singing horribly and playing random notes on his sitar. Zexion was busy ready a book while Vexen and Leaxeus were busy talking about a new potion he had recently created. Axel and Luxord were engaged in an intense card game of which Luxord was actually losing. Larxene was busy talking to Marluxia about hair and beauty, ignoring the loud noise created by Demyx and his singing. Finally, Xion and Roxas were on top of the clock tower enjoying their sea salt ice cream and the setting sun.

"And so, with my newest creation, your stamina will increase tenfold-enough to wipe out half an army before they could even lay a finger on you!" exclaimed Vexen with a dramatic flourish of his arms.

"But where is this so called potion you have just created, Vexen?" quizzed Zexion snarkly, focused on his reading sitting next to Lexaeus.

"In my lab as we speak!" countered Vexen proudly, chuckling evilly." Do you think my genius mind would be stupid enough to not gloat about my newest creation without creating it first!?"

"Well, you do that with every other creation your so called genius mind creates," called Axel over his shoulder, smiling sharply as the whole room started to chuckle.

On his normal, routinely route around the castle, Xemnas stumbled into the newest addition to the group, who was supposed to be in her room. Of course, the girl had a natural curiosity as she was a week "born" as a Nobody, and they had no recollection of their previous lives before the organization. Well, fragments and pieces that didn't quite fit together. In her case, she had no recollection of her past as a somebody whatsoever and in some situations her mind was that of a toddler. Lucky for them, Xemnas, they didn't really need to teach her how to perform simple, everyday tasks such as eating and sleeping as her body somehow remembers how to do that. As for anything else, they were screwed.

The young female Nobody had long brown hair that looked like brown sugar, tan skin the color of coco, and neon green eyes similar to that of a cat. The coat that she wore was smaller than Larxene's yet bigger than Xion's due to the fact that most of their coats were made for the men, since they never did expect to have more than two females. Yet the only difference was that the coat she wore was white instead of black, which made Xemnas wonder why they wore mainly black coats in the first place.

"XV why aren't you in your room like I ordered you to!?" shouted Xemnas, pointing at The Nobody, who merely shrugged in response.

"I was bored," replied The Nobody, causally playing with an object of some sorts." There wasn't anything fun to do in there, so I decided to walk around."

"That goes against my orders as per the rules that you chose to abide by when you committed yourself to join," countered Xemnas narrowing his eyes at the mysterious object in her hands."And is that…..is that one of Larxene's knifes!?"

"Why yes, it is," replied The Nobody, smiling at Xemnas her eyes filled with delight." I went into her room and got it."

"You went in there and-" began Xemnas, amazed at The Girl's bravery.

"It was very easy, since all I had to do was turn the doorknob slowly." She then titled her head, an idea crossing her mind."Why does Larxene have a bunch of knives in her room, and a lot of strange items that almost hurt me?"

"That is not something you need to know at this moment in time, but you do need to know that it is wrong to steal things that don't belong to you. It causes people to become angry with-"

"But Xemnas, isn't that what you do all the time?"

It was true. The Superior himself had confiscated more items than he should have done, and it all began with Xion's favorite doll made entirely out of hay, Popsicle sticks, and toothpicks. Little old Betsy Valentine hasn't seen the light of day since along with her fellow confiscated items. In a way, she was right but there was no way he was going to admit to it.

"Where have you gotten such false accusations, XV? Even you should know I'm a kind and just leader who treats his members with unyielding, never ending-"

"Then why am I still waiting in my room for further orders?"

He felt his face break out with sweat which caused his eyes to dart to the left slowly. The speech he had performed multiple times until he was able to get it just right-the hand movements more than the speech itself-was reduced to nothing by a girl with the mind of a toddler. Though he wasn't sure how she saw through it as he never showed her the speech until now, but then again, she disobeyed orders like they were just an illusion so she must have been eavesdropping on him without his knowledge. She was a sneaky little girl, but she had something he had that she didn't. Intelligent.

"Do I need to remind you of our goal, Xv, or have you forgotten what it is already?"

The girl shook her head, a look of pure confusion on he face which caused an air of confidence to surround the Superior.

"Then a little refresher is in order. Our goal is to collect hearts from beings known as Heartless, who do not have hearts and have stolen others hearts to gain them. We collect these hearts to form an entity known as Kingdom Hearts and once this is complete then we can truly, finally exist in-"

"Wouldn't that make us Heartless?"

His dramatic arm flourish was interrupted by a question that caused him to freeze on the spot, his mind scrambled by the pure randomness of that question. Finally, after a minute of pure silence he straightened his posture, coughing loudly then narrowing his eyes at The Nobody.

"Why are you walking around in the first place, XV instead of following orders and waiting until I request your assistance?"

"I was curious as to what the castle looked like, so I decided to see for myself what it looked like, and I was hoping that I could meet the other members, since we've never met before."

"And how is this relevant to our goal?"

She blinked twice, her eyes drifting toward a fixated point in the corridor." It allows us to form a bond with each other that will allow us to collect hearts to form Kingdom Hearts, so that we can truly, finally exist?"

Xemnas sighed loudly, placing a hand on his forehead while shaking it in disapproval of the girl's choice of words. She did know how to attempt to make something sound like it was relevant to their goal that he would give to her.

"No, that is not relevant to our goal, XV, and your foolish actions may have caused you to-"

It wasn't until the sound of a door closing somewhere in the castle that he realized she managed to somehow slip away from him. He groaned loudly, shaking his head in annoyance as he continued his normal route through the castle.


"Come on, Roxas, I thought you were smarter than that!" exclaimed Axel, walking through the castle with Roxas and an angry Xion.

"Shut up, Axel, how was I supposed to know that dropping-" began Roxas, stopping when Xemnas stood in front of them, drenched in sweat.

"Hey, Superior, how're you doing today!?" exclaimed Axel, happily waving at him in an attempt at being friendly." Fine day to be covered from head to toe in sweat, isn't it!?"

"Where…...where?" heaved Xemnas, pointing at Xion who stared at Roxas.

"Where what?" asked Roxas, raising an eyebrow at the Superior's odd behavior.

"Where….where is she!?" heaved Xemnas, stomping toward Roxas, clutching his shoulders in his medium sized hands." Where is that little she-devil!?"

"Whoa, there crazy guy, just calm down!" exclaimed Axel, trying to pry Roxas of Xemnas' grip as he begun to shake the Blonder Keyblade wielder.

After a few minutes, Axel managed to free Roxas of the Superior's grip, and calm down the Superior himself.

"Where is she, Ginger, Raven-Haired Girl, and Blondie?" asked Xemnas, his eyes drifting from Axel all the to Roxas and back." I know you know where she is since she has probably recruited you on her side."

"What're you talking about, Xemnas?" asked Roxas, pressing his eyebrows together." What girl?"

"Don't you play dumb with me, Blondie!"

By now, Xemnas was pointing his finger in Roxas' face, his face turning a shade of crimson.

"I know what you did last summer, and let me tell you, it would make Xion die from embarrassment young man!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Whoa, whoa, calm down everybody! I'm pretty sure we can settle this without killing each other!"

The two Nobodies growled in annoyance before Xemnas quickly shifted his weight to his right, rolling his eyes as he crossed his arms over the chest.

"Now, Xemnas, what did Larxene did to you this time?"

"For your information, Axel, it wasn't Larxene this time, nor was it Xion for that matter. The girl knows when she has overstepped her boundaries, correct?"

Xion stuck her tongue out at Xemnas, who raised an eyebrow at her as if taunting her to talk back.

"Rather, it was another girl-one that I should have chained to my bedpost a long time ago. Anyway, if you see a girl wearing a white coat with brown hair going by the name of Naxah, please notify me immediately since I have a couple of problems to work out with her."

"The girl wearing a white coat or the reason why you were acting so crazy in the first place?" asked Roxas as The Superior began to walk away.

"Both," muttered Xemnas, rolling his eyes, vanishing into the darkness of the hallway.

Axel scratched his head gingerly before shaking it in confusion.

"Jeez, what's his problem anyway?" asked Axel, shrugging waiting for the two to answer.

The three stood in silence with Roxas looking at Xion then Axel, Xion looking at Roxas then Axel, and Axel looking at Roxas then Xion. The Ginger sighed loudly, rolling his eyes in annoyance.

"You two aren't going to answer me, are you?" quizzed Axel, his entire body slumping down.

"Wait, you actually wanted an answer?" asked The Two Nobodies, looking at Axel in shock.

"Do you think Larxene will be angry with me if I returned one of her knives that I stole?"