Xover of Skulduggery Pleasant and Teen Titans. Skulduggery revs his Bentley, Cyborg's baby is in turbo. Who's is faster? The ultimate race, coming soon to a computer near you.
Note: I have no idea if any of the places mentioned(besides Roarhaven in the SP books) even exist. But thats the awesomeness of having an imagination as great and spectacular as mine! :)

Skulduggery reved his Bentley. Cyborg's baby the T car is in turbo. The race was on. First one to the end of the isle and back around the tip of Dublin's ancient historic burial ground and back in Roarhaven was to be named the Ultimate Cavalier Driver of the Century. Raven stood on the side lines, her expression was her usually impassive stoicism covered by her purple hood. She and Starfire was assigned to watch the race from the skies and make sure the races followed the guidelines. The rules were simple.

Win the race in first place.

Skulduggery tilted his hat and grinned gleefully at Valkyrie. She rolled her eyes and Skulduggery blew her a last kiss. Cyborg was wiping the window with his left hand and adjusting the mirrors with the other. Beast Boy was squirming so badly Robin didn't know if he was holding BB too tightly or if he needed to pee. Beast Boy shaped shift into a dog but was still hooked on a leash. He turned into a snake but Robin had him by the tail. The he transformed into a little fly and buzzed his way over to the T car. Cyborg saw the microscopic fly with his new enhanced vision spectators and pushed the big red button labeled underneath BB swiper. A giant hand emitted from the truck and too a giant fly swatter and swacked Beast Boy to the ground. He fell unconscious and switched back, the giant hand picked him up by the pants and dropped him into Robins arms. Beast Boy woke up and smiled doofiedly at Robin who at which dropped him to the ground.

Ghastly cleared his throat and raised the red flag. "Are we ready to begin?" He was answered by the sounds of engines churning. Before he could say his next line Ravel stepped up behind him and took the flag from behind. His eyes sparkled like a small childs as he coughed and said, "we will start at the count of three. One-" Ghastly whacked him upside the head and glared at him.

"Two-" he started to say. Then Ravel retaliated and grabbed Ghastly in a choke hold. But being the better at wrestling seeing as he was trained by his mother, Ghastly quickly took the upper hand and had Ravel at his mercy. Before he could say the next number though Ravel had tripped Ghastly and was reaching for the fallen flag. The guys wrestled and squirmed, grunting and dragging each other to the ground to stall the other from getting the final count down but suddenly they were being flanked by an annoying shrilling sound and they covered their ears.

Over by the two cars Valkyrie and Raven were both hunking the horns and glaring at the too imbeciles. "Knock it off." Raven said chipped and sternly. Her eyes glowing a deathly red.

"Really, you two have to do this now? At least do it behind a closed door." Valkyrie said.

Both men got up and brushed themselves off, trying very hard but failing to bide their blushes. They both picked up the flag and flaired it together. "Three!"

The one syllable wasnt even out yet before they were coughing from the dust. And the race had begun.

Having trouble uploading and updating stories using the kindle or tablet? Well I just found a way to do it without having to turn on my computer and having to rewrite the whole story.

If you have a kindle or tablet(fair warning. Im not 100 percent sure this will work on the tablet -because i am using the kindle fire but there shouldnt be any real difference.)

!If you don't know how to COPY or SELECT ALL PLEASE pracrice first on fake note BEFORE you do it on actual update.!

If you have a kindle or tablet and you use the notes in the downloaded materials such as books to write the updates instead of having to use the paper then this is how you do it.

Open your email to a new composing screen. Going back to the note select SELECT ALL, then COPY. (If you dont know which is which i would suggest using a fake/decoy note because the kindle will delete it if you erase it and you cant go back to what you wrote.)

COPY the note/update into the compose. You HAVE to select a person to SEND it to(just send it to yourself, its much easier. SEND the UPDATE. Then go to SEND FOLDER. Open the sent email. COPY the UPDATE. Then open Fanfiction or Fictionpress and SAVE IT.

Now you have updated your story without having to wait for the computer to load. If this helps anyone I'm glad to be of service.

This will be noted on my profile too, just in case.

Happy reading :)