Spike was relaxing on the old yellow couch watching TV and eating Jet's famous bell peppers and beef, With no beef. Then, Out of nowhere.
Faye: SPIKE!
Spike: Puts his hand to his head What is it this time, Faye?
Faye: WAY beyond pissed You know very well what it is Spike! Where the hell is it!
Spike: Huh? Where the hell is what?
Faye: That box of chocolate I bought yesterday! Where is it!
Spike: How the hell should I know?
Faye: Lets see. 1: it's not where I put it. And 2: your the only one here who knew I had it.
Spike: Well I didn't take it. I don't even know where you hid it.
Faye: Then why isn't it there?
Spike: I don't know. Maybe Ed found it? Come to think of it, I haven't seen her all day.
Faye: I haven't seen her either. Damn it! Grabs Spike's arm Come on. Your helping me find her.
Spike: Tries to pull away Why the hell do I have to help?
Faye: Pulls harder You idiot. Do you know how big this ship is? She could be anywhere; I'll never find her.
Spike: What about Jet?
Faye: He won't leave those stupid bonsai trees.
Spike: How'd you find me then?
Faye: Simple. Your always on that couch. Sometimes I wounder if it's attached to your butt or something.
Spike: Mmm.Glairs at Faye All right, I'll help you find her.
Faye: Then come on. Pulls him off the couch
Spike: For a price.
Faye: Drops Spike's arm
Spike: Half of the chocolate.
Faye: Not a chance!
Spike: Acting like he didn't hear her If there's any left when we find it.
Faye: Grr. All right, But only because it's the really good stuff. Now come on.