A/N: Sorry this is a really short first chapter but here it is, my most recent crack idea. I have read so many epic stories where fangirls get Hetalia units so how about we switch it up a little bit? Instead of us getting them they get us. Let us watch chaos ensue. A Unit can bring out the best in a fangirl so why not in a country?

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or the characters. I just own my OCs and a few of the bad puns found in future chapters.

Prolog: It All Started With an E-mail

On the day that Italy's life would change forever he was checking his e-mail. At first he thought the message was spam but he clicked on it anyway.

Hello!

This is an automated notice that your Fangirl Unit has been shipped. Expect arrival within the week.

Sincerely,

Fans Inc.

Ve~ What's a Fangirl Unit? Italy wondered.

Little did he know that he would soon find out…