I'm bored...and this is the result of my boredom. Enjoy!
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Organization XIII in Walt Disney World!
Chapter 1
The Letter
Ding-dong
"Coming!" Marluxia yelled as he danced through the hall, making his way to the front door.
The Graceful Assassin opened the door to find a mailman, holding the Organization's mail and shaking in his pants.
"H-Here's y-your m-mail, ma'am," he stuttered, handing Marluxia a bunch of mail.
"Why, thank you!" Marluxia said happily, not noticing that the mailman called him "ma'am".
He nodded, backed away slowly, than ran down the street.
Marluxia closed the door and headed to he meeting room, looking through the large amount of mail.
"Trash, trash, trash, bills, garbage, crap, oh! My In Touch Magazine! More bills, coupons, stuff for Roxas, more crap…oh, what's this?"
Marluxia stooped as he came across a thick, white envelope, with a circle, and two smaller circles on top of it, like ears.
"Walt…Disney…World?" Marluxia said, reading the writing.
"The Superior might want to see this…"
The twelve other members were in the meeting room, waiting for Marluxia to show up.
"Did someone kill the Sugar Plum Fairy by accident? 'Cause if they did, I would like to thank them," Axel said, sitting impatiently in his chair.
"I don't think so. I can smell his perfume a mile away," Roxas said, sending a spitball toward Vexen.
"Superior! Superior!" Marluxia yelled, bursting through the door. "Look!" He stuffed the envelope under Xemnas's nose.
Xemnas looked at it. "Well, it has that King's sign on it, but it doesn't look like it's from him…"
"Open it and see what's inside," Leaxeus said.
Xemnas opened it, and took out a letter, reading it out loud:
"Dear Organization XIII,
Congratulations! You have won our yearly drawing to win a chance to visit the Walt Disney World Resort! For seven days and seven night you shall be able to enjoy yourself at our four theme parks and two water parks. Your tickets are enclosed. Please be ready by ten tomorrow. A gummi ship will be there to pick you up. We hope you will enjoy your stay at The Walt Disney World Resort!"
Xemnas finished reading and looked up. The whole Organization was in shock.
"D-Did they say water parks?" Demyx asked, a wide smile forming on his face.
"This was not sent by that King," Xaldin said.
"Can we go? Can we, can we, can we?" Roxas said, jumping up and down in his seat.
"'Walt Disney World'? It said it was a theme park?" Zexion said, making a face.
"But who entered us in that contest?" Xigbar asked.
All eyes immediately turned to Axel and Roxas.
"Why would I want to go to a water park?" Axel said.
"Don't shoot, I had nothing to do with it," Roxas said, putting his hands in the air.
"Hey, don't pass it up! It's free! Free things are good," Luxord said.
"And water conducts electricity," Larxene muttered to herself as she rubbed her hands together, an evil smile on her sadist face.
Xemnas sighed. "Any objections?"
"Tinker Bell!" Saix screamed, currently in Fairy World. Other than that, everyone was quiet.
Xemnas looked at the letter again. "Better go and pack up…"
"Will you two HURRY UP!" Xemnas yelled, tapping his foot impatiently as they all waited for Axel and Roxas.
Everyone else was standing by the door, ready to head out. Too bad two certain Nobodies had to stay up all night playing video games, 'forgetting' to pack their things for the following morning.
"Alright, ALRIGHT! Man, don't you people know the meaning of patience?" Axel said, dragging three suitcases.
"We're not people, we're Nobodies. And we've been waiting for two hours," Luxord said.
"And why do you need three suitcases? You only need one," Larxene said.
"That's none of your ugly business, you hag," Axel said.
"Where's Roxas?" Demyx asked before Larxene killed Axel right on the spot.
"Present!" Roxas yelled, carrying two suitcases.
"Lets just go already, we've kept the guy waiting long enough," Xigbar said, as they all agreed.
Xemnas locked the front doors, and they all headed out to the gummi ship that was going to take them to Walt Disney World.
Sora looked out of the bush he and Riku were hiding in. When the gummi ship was a good distance away, the duo jumped out and quickly ran to the front door.
"Damn, Sora that plan was genius! Sending them on vacation! Man, are they gonna get it!" Riku said, laughing alongside his best friend.
"Yeah, that was rich, they're so stupid!" Sora said as they reached the front door.
Sora pulled out his Keyblade, aimed it at the door, and opened it.
"HOUSE PARTY! YEAH!" they both screamed as they ran through the house, hollering like morons.
Sora ran to the nearest phone, dialing up the number for Pizza Hut.
"Hi, yeah, how many pizzas, breadsticks, onion rings, and chicken wings can I buy with $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00? That much? Yeah, I want all of it. Yeah, I'll give you the credit card number…yeah, the guy's name is Xemnas…I'm his son…he told you he didn't have any kids? Don't you know that he's a recovering alcoholic…? Oh yeah, he does all kinds of strange things…I saw him making love with a pole once! And that other time…okay, okay, they'll be here in about half an hour? Yeah, thanks," Sora said, putting the phone down, trying hard not to laugh.
Meanwhile…
Riku punched in some numbers as he waited for the other person to pick up the phone. "Hey, Sephiroth! My main squeeze! Yes, I called for a reason…Me and Sora and having a house party at the Organization's crib…that's why I called! Of course you can come…and you know you owe me and Sora big time, with what happened last weekend…okay, fine I won't remind you what happened…but it was so funny! And making love with someone isn't something to be ashamed of. Yeah, so you can come party and kill people and stuff…sure, get blood all over the carpets, it ain't our house! But, on the last day you have to keep the Organization busy when they get back…we sent them to Disney, can you believe how stupid they are?…You went there once…is it really that bad?…Worse? Oh boy! They're going to get it now! Yeah, thanks, see ya," Riku hung up.
"Hey Sora? Do you still have Leon's number? And the rest of them for that matter?" Riku said, making his way to Sora.
"Wh-? Yeah, I have 'em," Sora handed Riku a handheld phonebook. "I also have Mulan's digits…and Aladdin's…and Captain Jack Sparrow's…all my close friends."
"The more the merrier!"
"I'm going to look around, and tell Jack to bring some of that dirty booze I found in his ship, and who caries if it's expired!" Sora called out.
"Hm…how come Saix's room is the only one on ground level?" Sora wondered aloud, walking into The Lunar Diviner's room. He looked around, everything looked normal, except for the crack in the wall, near the other side of his room.
Curious, Sora went to check it out, pushing the wall. It gave in, and revealed a stairway that led to a basement.
"What?" he said, going down it, totally shocked at what was before him.
"Holy shit…"
Riku slammed the phone down. He'd called everyone in the phone book, along with some of his friends.
Man, Sora's been gone a while now. What has he been up to? Riku thought as he found Saix's door opened, with Sora walking out, his face a mixture of shock and surprise.
"What's up with you?" Riku asked.
"Man, who knew Saix has a wine cellar in the basement…"
"He WHAT?"
Yeah, so, I won't be able to update so fast, that goes for all my stories...because of school and the stupid homework. But I'll try. Read and Review!